Kay...
Just as a starter... What ... The fuck, is THAT?!
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUT NOODLES ON A DEAD AND PETRIFIED WHALE
Its gross
Please excuse me wile I dry retch in the corner.... *shudder* gross.
So... As with all gross internet fads, like meatspin or BnP, they pass. After being milked and used to shit.
Someone was talking about Honey Boo Boo.
And I instantly though... "Hm... Okay. Some new Disneys show got aired."
But no.
Noooooo.
Its worse.
ITS A THING
LIKE
I THINK THAT'S CALLED A PERSON
*couch explodes* mind blown, I know.
So I looked up Honey Boo Boo... With people crowding around me. And... I instantly asked myself what I'm doing with my life... BUT THE RANT MUST COMMENCE
And I looked up, Honey Boo Boo.
I was shell shocked. Stunned. Disgusted. And mostly just... Ashamed. That THAT'S what people do for entertainment. Like imagine being her and trying to get a job.
Her: Hi I would like to get a job at McDonalds...
Employer: Wait! Are you that gross little whale thing from that TV show I heard about?
Her: Um... Can I just get the job...?
Employer: No... We don't employ people who dress like that as young children.
Okay... Bad example. But imagine the ridicule!
I mean... Her mum is worse, okay. She looks like a dead zombie thing that ways 2936292tonnes and, low and behold, is the only living thing that's IQ is a negative number.
I don't know where I'm going with this... I wanted to be funny in this... But I can't shake this feeling of shame and just utter disgust.
And people wonder why I refuse to interact and am a shut in?
-Jack
