Nerd with No Limits

Chapter 17

After Keegan left, I was still drowning in Martini. I think its time to cut off my blonde locks. Everything happens for reason, and now its time to move on. This time its Cecelia and Ashley. Both are connected i know that, and its something connected to me.

I don't know how i was damn sure, or maybe its my drunk mind drawing conclusions. I was now complete mess. Giggling and dancing at awkward songs. Some guys were gripping my waist and grinding their bodies against me. I was too dumb to let them do. I was dancing, and my feet went numb. So i pushed all those mouth watering aliens, but one stupid guy yanked me to the wall.

"Aye sexy, where you going?"

"Not in your hole." I replied and giggled. That guy smirked. But i was too busy checking him out. He wasn't that attractive.

"You have nothing charming like Jayden. You just resemble a pig.....Oiiiink Oinkkkk" I said pinching his fake dimples.

"But you surely are something, hot stuff" and i scowled.

"Hot word doesn't suit your mouth." And his hands started travelling my ass. I was trying to punch him, but that jerk blocked my moves.

"Get off her" comes my savior.

"Told ya, my Santa Clause came dimwit."  That person was complete blur to me but something told me i know him.

That jerk didn't follow his advice and got punched hard. Next second i see him sprawled with bloody nose. I was laughing so hard, and did something he would always remember.

I kicked his nose with my pointed heels and he hissed in pain.

"God bless you with broken nose" i cooed until i was dragged by Santa Clause.

"Where are the royal reindeer?" I asked innocently blinking my eyes.

"Gone" he said in deadly tone.

"Of-course, Santa has white beard not dirty brown like you" i said poking his stomach.

"Will you stop? I'm no Santa-Clause" i screamed like Annabelle. I checked my neighborhood which was almost blur.

"Don't eat me.. Don't eat me.. Omg please" i began blabbering under his arms as he took his hand and clammed my mouth shut.

"As much as I like drunk Nadia, you're pain in  ass" he said and i licked his finger.. I don't know i just wanted to lick... Mhmmmmmm anything to lick....

"And the fyck you're doing Nadia?" He said in pissed off tone.

"Lalalallalaalal" i said in hushed tone as his hand was tightly covering my mouth.

"Say what?" And i bite his pinky finger badly.

"Ouchhhh theeee fyck Nadiaaaa" he screamed as he held me by my waist and quickly picked me up. Our faces were so close I could feel his warm breath on my nose. I pouted.

"Ewwww you smell like poop" and he chuckled.

"So you even check people's breath?" He asked me and i nodded yes.

"Only jobless people who want to take me home and do ting tong ting. But then someone pops out from no where and like a 007 agent he kicks all those bloody bastards who lay their hand of me and...." I stopped.

"And...?" He patiently asked.

"No heroine gets a kiss for saving her from big bad dogs. But this 007 agent gets naked and starts dancing" i said clapping my hands in happiness. He chuckled again.

"So you just stand there and watch the show? Or ting.... Tong... Ting...." He said pinching my nose, but i swatted his hand away.

"What are you, a freaking door? Poking my nose like its some kinda voo-doo bell?" I poked his eyes, but he easily caught my hand which lead to lose my balance and i felt tumbling on the plush cushion seat.