SORRY SORRY SORRY HERE'S A CHAPTER DON'T KILL ME

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What the title says. Eek! Sorry! It's been a month! I discovered Doctor Who and it's summer so I just went through 7 seasons in two months.... how much does that say about my social life?

But anyway, here's a chapter!

DUR DUR DUR ICARLY MUSIC

"HOLY CHIZ!"

I kept backspacing between chiz and crap for like, fifteen minutes.

"WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP LIKE THIS?" Sam screamed angrily from her position on Freddie.

She looked around, counting the people in the room.

"1.. 1.. still 1..."

"CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!"

But Carly was too busy in her room, staring at the amazing Seddie photo she took.

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"Explain!" Sam demanded to Carly.

"All you. Freddie did nothing."

Sam stood.. sat.. agape, with her mouth open. "Again?" She mumbled weakly.

"Yeah." Freddie said.

Wow. I'm so lazy. I started this chapter, what, a week before summer ended? And now it's almost Christmas. And I have 1k views, apparently. Thank you guys for actually sticking with this story and helping me hit the big K on a second book! I started this Icarly book first on wattpad, and my Percy Jackson book came second. 1.8k on my Percy Jackson and 1k views on this. Thanks :)

"GGGRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN."

Freddie raised his eyebrows.

"Please tell me what to say, Carly." He pleaded.

"I love Sam." She tried.

"I love- I'M GONNA MUDER YOU CARLY!"

"Well, Imgonnamurderyoucarly is a very lucky girl." Carly teased.

"When's the wedding?" Sam asked.

"Are you planning on having children?"

"How many?"

"House or apartment?"

"What color?"

"Do you think your children will be cute?" Carly asked.

"-Or ugly like you?" Sam added.

Freddie left.

"Do you understand why I tease him now?" Sam asked Carly.

"Totally."

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