Naruto's footfalls were a bright smear against Konoha's morning bustle - loud, clumsy, unapologetically orange. He'd rigged a prank: exploding paint scrolls, harmless but humiliating. Tadashi, the unfortunate target, was red-faced and furious, chasing him down the market with every last bit of vengeance-energy a genin can muster.
Naruto took many sharp turns, His sandals slapped against the cobblestones of Konoha as he sprinted, jumped and what not all while laughter kept bubbling in his throat. Behind him, Tadashi-the unlucky genin victim of today's prank-was screaming bloody murder.
"GET BACK HERE, UZUMAKI!" Tadashi roared.
"Catch me if you can, dattebayo in just a year I'll be genin too believe it konoha!! And I'll be waaay better than you suckdashi~ HAHA WAIT TADASHIT SOUNDS WAAY BETTER!" Naruto cackled, ducking under laundry lines and vaulting over crates. He laughed too loud as he dodged a fruit seller's stand
The chase barreled through markets, down alleys, and straight toward the Hyūga compound. Tadashi lunged, grabbed Naruto's sleeve, and yanked-hard. The orange jacket tore, flames licking it a second later as Tadashi spat a jutsu.
"There! That's payback, you little menace!"
Naruto wriggled free, half-stripped, and nearly tripped on his own sandals-but caught himself and continued to run he smiled and taunted the genin with a middle finger and the magic words "bitch you can't do shit" but tadashi smiled at the rage bait his hands formed a ram sign and Naruto a heard a sizzling sound and felt slight burning panicking he immediately removed from his pants whatever was the source of the sound
Which happened to be an explosive tag he quickly threw it at tadashi however it exploded and as Naruto was closer to the blast he got thrown ragdoll style all the way to the edge of Hyuga clan compound from out of it effectively missing the guards it Also helped the guards shunshined to origin of the explosion , all while chard remains of his baggy pants fell too small for anyone to actually mind it like black snow
The flight was short lived though soon he crashed in a garden very much conscious Naruto's lungs were on fire. He looked around.. at the sign of the garden which was inside it , it was a map of the whole compound his blood ran cold as he read "Hyuga compound's garden of tranquility and peace"
He needed cover-any cover.
Spotting a side gate, he slipped through, scrambled across a silent garden, and shoved a sliding door open.guards were there he pushed his legs against the floor to the nearest house once inside he saw No guards. No alarms. Perfect.
He staggered inside, half-laughing, half-wheezing. "Heh... safe... suckers'll never find me in here..."
His vision was swimming-smoke from the explosion still stinging his eyes, the ringing in his ears pounding like a drum. He stumbled down the hall, threw open the first door he saw, and collapsed inside.
The futon caught him like a blessing from the god. He barely registered the lavender walls, the pale curtains, the neatly stacked scrolls by the desk. Sleep-or unconsciousness-took him instantly.
When the dust settled, he lay sprawled across the bed, shoes half-off, bare chest scorched, and what was left of his pants clinging to him with desperate dignity which wasn't much so he was indeed in his undergarments
The paper door to the bathroom of the room slid open with a crack.
Hinata stepped in, clutching a book to her chest ,her hair damp from a shower She froze.
Naruto Uzumaki-loud, brash, orange Naruto-was asleep in her bed. His modesty... was hanging by a thread. Literally he was in his undergarments and what was left of his pants which were stuck to his ankles , his "I eat only at ichirakus" merch' underwear at full display to the world
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Prank gone wrong or Good !?
FanfictionNaruto was running away from a random genin he had pranked , gets nearly yoinked by said prank victim sheds his clothes to avoid certain beating , gets in a certain house. the rest is history, naruhina , cracky with logic fic ;) my second ever fic...
