Jailey randomness/ one shots

Jakes guide to flirting

"Just admiring your beauty." I winked at her. "Right. So classic Jake." She sighed heavily before turning back to her book.

I wanted to keep annoying her, to keep her attention on me but I soon felt a cold stare on me. The stare specifically coming from the teacher.

I unconsciously frowned and focused back at my empty word document saved as 'Notes'

Very descriptive. I know it's beautiful.

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Next on my list to annoy for advice, was Sean.

"Man I don't know how to help you-" Sean chuckled. We had met up at a park after school as Sean was new a graduate.

"Sean- you are literally dating Daisy?? What do you mean you don't know how to help?? How did you ask her out or like I donno how did you date ?" I asked kicking at some rock on the side walk.

"Uh honestly..it's quite cringy haha but- I was hanging out with Daisy and talking about relationships for god knows why. Anyways, I asked her what her type/ idea relationship was and she explained stuff I honestly can't fully remember but when she asked what my type was, I slipped up and said her." Sean smiled.

"You think that would work with Hailey?" I asked excitedly. "Uh nope. You joking flirt with her way to much. Poor girl is basically immune it. Anyways my point is that she could just assume you're joking. You could try though." He suggests.

"How did you get Daisy to like you though??" I ask desperately. "Firstly. What's not to love about me. Secondly, kidding. Thirdly, I'm not constantly annoying her or casually flirting with her and confusing her by liking someone else. Oh and I don't stare at her weirdly and biker over the smallest things 24/7." Sean says.

I sigh dramatically. "Am I that weird?"

"It's okay we still love you." Sean says hitting my back.

"So I am that weird??"

"..."

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Ask what their type or ideal relationship is!

Here I was, standing in Haileys kitchen as she made popcorn for the questionable zombie movie she was forcing me to watch.

She was talking about a new music piece she chose for the club and was talking about how it was a shame we couldn't have Sean with us since it was an in school concert.

"You know, I think we could ask the school to have Sean at the performance as like a 'special guest' or like old scholar you know? I suggested.

"Oh wait that's a good idea!! Okay I'll email the head of music tonight!" Hailey grinned as she moved the pan around.

"You know, I actually met up with Sean a few days ago!" I say.

"Oh really!! How is he? Ahhh I miss him so much, the group saw him last week but still." Hailey laughed.

"He's doing well! He was talking about Daisy for a good portion" I chuckled.

"Aww they are so cute. I swear they are the cutest and healthiest relationship I've seen. Genuinely, relationship goals." Hailey laughed as the hot oil started the pop corn to pop.