I'll tell you right here. This is a fucked up story about Spider-Man (ANDREW GARFIELD'S SPIDERMAN BITCHES) and that dumbass motherfucker Dead pool (you should know who he's played by) having an even MORE fucked up kid (Not "fucked up as in she looks...
HELLO MY LOVELY POOKIES!!! Wait, why am I yelling.... ANYWAYS!!! THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY ABOUT THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN AND-Okay I'll stop yelling so much. This is an amazing story about the amazing Spider-Man and his less amazing boyfriend... Eh,Deadpool (we don't like Deadpool over Spidey in this house)
I just wanted to point out that the characters are different, given this is kinda my own AU (which basically means this is real somewhere). HA, TAKE THAT RULES OF THE MULTI VERSE, THIS IS TECHNICALLY CANON. *clears throat * Uhh, continuing, these are the looks for my AU, I guess:
Peter Parker:
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-Fluffy hair Peter (I LITERALLY CAN'T FIND ANY OTHER PHOTOS/I DIDN'T WANNA LOOK)
-This photo isn't really necessary, given HE'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS PETER IN THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN MOVIES
Let's just move onto Wade Wilson:
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-X-Men Wade bc I love X-Men Wade and no one actually appreciates X-Men Wade and I don't know why but I still love X-Men Wade bc literally just look at his dumb, brainless ass (No hate on Freddy Kruger Wade, I just love X-Men Wade more)
-HIS WHOLE SUIT LITERALLY IS JUST WHAT HE WEARS IN X-MEN AND THE MASK FROM THE DEADPOOL MOVIES...THAT'S IT
-He still acts the same (I mainly wanted to point out that he looked different) (A/N: IS WADE FROM X-MEN THE SAME AS WADE FROM THE DEADPOOL MOVIES??? I'M DEADASS NOT SURE)
Uhh that's about it, for right now. Like, the description said: Read it or don't. I'm not good with trigger warnings so don't stay if you don't like: Mention of blood and gore, gay people, mpreg, mentions of sex/smut, bad writing, improper grammar, cursing in the most vulgar way possible, terrible upload schedules.
Once you read this, you are AUTOMATICALLY enrolled in this weird little story. Don't be scared to comment, like, share and support (IF YOU WANT FASTER UPLOADS THEN YOU SHOULD SUPPORT ME). If we really tried, we could make this into our own fandom. I just want some motivation and some ACTUAL fans who wanna stick around. If this isn't cool to you, you can go support my other stories 🤷
Thank you and see you on the flip side, bitches! PEACE!!!😝✌
