Once upon a time in a land that's not so far away because it's this land right here below my feets.
I met a spirit bear.
He was walking through the park ever so gracefully.
I watched as he leaned out and swallowed little jimmy whole.
I sighed happily seeing as I hated little jimmy.
Spirit bear saw me.
And he stared
And he stared so hard
His stare was like a rock
Or Nicki Minajs booty.
He slowly crept over to me, I didn't dare move.
I let him approach me
I didn't want him to be scared
I loved him.
He nudged my face with his nose, I smiled and licked his face.
He quickly backed away and yelled "FUXK YOU BITCH THATS GROSS WHY YOU LICK ME!"
He pulled out a shotgun and shot me twice
I fell to the ground
He drank my blood
Then slowly as I felt the whole world fading away spirit bear once again began to fly into the sunlight
I watched as he did backflips as the sun carried him away
But before he was gone
Or before I bled out
He smile at me
And I saw his beautiful teeth
And then slowly
And softly
And calmly
He whispered
Just so only I could hear him
Just the words that would help me survive
"You aren't even my dad."
And I knew that was good because beastiality was bad enough incest would just make it worse.
And then he was gone
And apparently his words couldn't save me because then my gun wounds got worse and I died
But it was okay
Because I got my romantic walk in the park with Bae...
The end
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