Ian: Where the fuck are you? It's 12:32. We were suppose to start filming Game Bang at noon.
David: Holy shit! Sorry. I didn't realize the time. I'll get there as fast as I can.
Ian: You better.
David: Hey, lay off dude. It's not my fault we had a little too much fun last night. Plus the least you could have done was woken me up.
Ian: You don't see me complaining. I got up and got my ass to work.
David: I bet it's still sore though.
Ian: Yeah... -_-
David: XD
David: Why do we always end our convos with emojis?
Ian: Idk, just hurry up.
David: That's what she said.
Ian: If by "she" you mean a lazy, Taiwanese male hooker, then yes.
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Iancorn Texts
FanfictionShort, sweet, and funny texts that I imagine Ian and Lasercorn (David) would have if Iancorn was real. (I wish it were)
