random ass splatoon story... ect.

wHERE NOTHING BEGAN.

so i was running across the turf, shooting people with my ink from my badass jet squelcher. is it bad that i get turned on by swimming in my teams ink to be able to use my weapon and hide?? okay so. i saw this hot person from the other team, and i accidentally killed them so now she hates me. i was mumbling things as i shot people in the balls. i was all like "hey babe, wanna see my 'carbon roller'". idk if they actually respected that but hey, worth a shot. so i was running around a corner and bumped into the girl i accidentally killed, and she fell to the ground. then we made out. the other players were all like "yo the fuck are you doing, get off ur lazy ass and shoot him." i had blue ink all over me and honest to say, it was pretty kinky. so in the end, my team lost bc they all sucked ass with their freakin low ranged and damaged weapons.