What a Judge Can Not Judge

Indian Colour Code

And boom—Most of the time, he is ahead in the race.The opposing lawyer flips pages desperately trying to find the legal response to "samosa logic." Spoiler: there isn't one.The Judges? Now, judges are very wise, very experienced, and very professional. But Mr. Black has a special talent: he makes even the judge raise one eyebrow and ask themselves, "Wait... how did he just win that?" It's not that he breaks the law. No, he just... bends it like Beckham, with better vocabulary.

II. Mr. White (One of amongst many lawyers)"He often cares about legality and rarely immoral"

Meet Mr. White. No, he's not a toothpaste model or a spiritual guru—though his clients often say, "Sir, aapke paas toh ek alag hi noor hai." He is that rare species of lawyer who still believes that truth wins, honesty matters, and hard work pays off.

Unfortunately, in the real world (especially the courtroom world), these beliefs are treated the same way we treat those motivational WhatsApp forwards—nice to read, but not always practical.

He's the Guy Who Actually Reads the Law. Word by Word. While others bring shortcuts and jugaad to court, Mr. White brings: Clean files, Neatly typed arguments, And five highlighters (each with a moral purpose), He quotes old legal judgments like he's reciting romantic poetry."My Lord, as Hon'ble Justice Grey White once said in 1973..."

Meanwhile, the courtroom watches him like he's reading Shakespeare at a wedding—beautiful, but slightly out of place.

Justice Keeps Saying "Please Hold..."

Mr. White genuinely believes that the courtroom is a temple of truth. Sadly, truth here often takes a lunch break and forgets to come back.

He files the perfect case, makes the perfect argument, and wears the perfect tie. And yet...most of the time he loses.

But does he scream? Does he tear his coat or threaten contempt? No. He bows politely, thanks the Hon'ble Court, and leaves—like a man who just lost a cricket match but still claps for the winning team and prepares for Appeal.

His Worst Enemy? Luck. His Best Friend? His Conscience. Luck has never been on Mr. White's side. He once got delayed because he helped an old lady cross the road—only to reach court and find his matter dismissed because he was late.

But his conscience? Always on time. Sitting on his shoulder like a full-time moral assistant.Even when he knows he could twist the facts a little and maybe win—he won't. He says, "What will I tell my inner self?" People around him reply, "Tell your inner self to pay your rent." He Doesn't Lose Cases. He Gains Moral Victories. (Which Can't Be Deposited in Banks.)He's like that clean, ironed handkerchief in a world full of wet wipes. Nobody uses it, but everyone respects it.

III.Mr. Grey Black (One of amongst many Hon'ble District Judges):"Highly technical, rarely liberal, Provision oriented."

Fresh out of the Judicial Service Exam, with the ink barely dry on his appointment letter and his hair a fashionable mix of grey and black (half experience, half excitement)—meet Hon'ble Mr. Grey Black, the Hon'ble District Judge.

In his court, there's one mantra: "Feelings are optional. Sections are mandatory." Bare Acts Are His Best Friends.

While others his age are busy quoting motivational Instagram reels, Hon'ble Mr. Grey Black quotes Bare Acts—with section numbers, sub-sections, provisos, and even obscure footnotes that normal people skip.

If you walk into his courtroom thinking you'll win by emotional storytelling ("My Lord, his cat ran away, his wife left, and his tiffin got stolen!"), you're in for a shock.Hon'ble Mr. Grey Black will adjust his glasses, give a kind smile, and politely ask,