If you've picked up this series, expecting serious law talk, put it back, Or gift it to your ill wishers.This series won't help you win a case-but it might get you thrown out of court... for laughing too hard! It's not law, it's courtroom comedy wit...
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Indian Penal Code not, Colour Code bright,Infringers in red while right in white.Judgments are grey and grey is the law,Still all are hoping for justice just raw.
Now, dear readers, before you must be wondering as to "Why these courtroom characters named after colours and not real people?"
Let me clarify.
Though I admit, when you hear names like Mr. Black, Mr. White, Ms. Grey, and Mr. Yellow etc, it might sound like a box of crayons had a legal degree and decided to sue each other. But believe me—these are real people.
These colours represent actual beings—learned lawyers, Hon'ble Judges, overworked clerks, anxious clients, and the occasional reporter for whom courtroom proceedings are just live theater without popcorn.
Now, I didn't pick these names because I do not want to hurt any body's emotion in any manner whatsoever.
Ever heard someone say, "He's feeling blue"? Or "She turned red with anger"? Or, my personal favourite, "He's a bit grey in ethics, but golden in billing"?
Exactly. I picked them because colours can reflect many thing but seldom offend any body. See, in this courtroom drama, names can't capture the essence, which I wish to. Mr. Sharma or Advocate Rao wouldn't tell you what kind of vibe they bring.
Now, let me introduce them to you, one by one. But keep your imagination open and your sense of humour sharpened—We're entering a world where justice is blind, but the characters are anything but colorless.
I.Mr. Black (One of amongst many lawyers)"The One who seldom cares legality and often immoral."
Let me introduce you to the one and only Mr. Black—the courtroom legend, the legal wizard who never uses Google Maps but knows the shortcut to victory.
Now, Mr. Black is not your regular, boring, file-hugging, straight-faced lawyer. While most lawyers open heavy books and quote law like they're reading from the Bible, Mr. Black walks into the courtroom like he owns the place—smiling like he knows a secret that the rest of us missed in law school.
Following the law? Ha! That's for amateurs.Mr. Black doesn't follow the law in a straight line—he zigzags, moonwalks, and sometimes jumps over it entirely. And yet, when the final verdict comes, guess who's standing there with a grin, a client in tears (happy ones), and a group selfie with the interns? Yep—Mr. Black. Again.
The Worshipped One (By Clients):His clients don't just respect him—they treat him like " the god of Guaranteed Bail and Bonus Smiles." They come with hopeless faces and leave with chai, confidence, and a belief in the Indian judiciary again—because "Aapko toh Mr. Black mil gaye!"
One client said, "Sir mere bail ke liye toh Bhagwan bhi shayad naa maan jaate... par Mr. Black ne toh judge ko 'feeling' karwa di!"
The Feared One (By Opponents): Other lawyers? Oh, they fear him like schoolkids fear surprise math tests. They read 400 pages of case law, highlight 37 judgments, and prepare speeches like it's the UPSC interview.Then Mr. Black walks in, says something charming like,"My Lord, this case is simpler than a samosa—crispy from outside, but full of layers inside..."
