Every year, Greyson Chirpe spends three months of their life with relatives in the sleepy town of Gravity Falls, Oregon. Every year, they gain a few more strands of grey hair. Every year is boring. Every year is the same...
except this one.
Stanfor...
"'I'm sorry,' -StAn PiNeS- 'is not available.' ... ... 'the mailbox is full and cannot accept any more messages. Good-bye~'"
"Ugh!" Dipper yells, ploping down next to Grey, "Grunkle Stan won't pick up, but if I tell anyone about how this store is haunted, they won't believe me and think I'm just some scared little kid! -a- and the only reason you believe me is 'cause you've seen it too. If it wasn't for that..." he rests his forehead in his lap in defeat, "then you wouldn't believe me either."
Grey steals the hat off Dipper's head, "nu-uh, dummy," They say, smacking Dipper on the head playfully with it, getting him to look up, "I believed you even before I saw that weird reflection junk! Besides, if it wasn't for your sister coming in clutch last week, we'd be the ghosts right now!" They give Dipper his hat back, "I may not know you that well, but I sure as hell know you better than these dorks," They point with their thumb to Thompson still on the Dancy-Pants Revolution, with Lee, Nate, Robbie and Tambry gathered around cheering him on, "and I know you're not a complete wimp."
Dipper laughs a bit, "Yeah I guess you're right..." He notices the phone in Grey's hand, "Hey, wait! Isn't there someone that you can call?"
They stare down at their phone screen. "Y'know? I thought of that, but I don't have anyone to call. Like, people back on the East Coast, and Bud Gleeful. You really want 'widdle old Gideon' picking us up? He'd probably cause his dad to crash the car and finish us off- o- or kidnap us for ransom." They chuckle.
"Wait, really? He hates us that much?" He asks in a kind of amused tone.
"OH yeah," They confirm, "Gideon got lost in the woods, so that day I walked in the door only a little after him, and he was standing on the coffee table all up in Mr. Stan's face like 'StAnFoRd PiNeS, i ReBuKe ThEe. I rEbUkE tHeE.'" Dipper laughs at them mimicking Gideon's voice, his face, and his fist shake, "also he wants the Mystery Shack for some reason. Not sure what that's about."
"Here," he snatches their phone, and puts in Stan's number, "In case of Mysteries!" He hands their phone back.
"Yo, thanks, mate," they finish entering all the necessary info, putting Stan into their contacts as 'rebuked local sheister,' then scribbling on a price of scratch paper.
"In case of Gideon," They say as they hand Dipper the paper with their number on it, "Hey- wait. Mabel was the one that saved us the other day, have you asked her?"
"...uuhhhh, Mabel is... busy"
Meanwhile: "ibe had... bleven...teen," Mabel barely makes out, shaking and foaming at the mouth, while imagining something I can't even begin to express in the written word...
Whatever the fuck this is:
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Meanwhile, Robbie rubs a coin on a scratch-off, chuckling to himself, thinking he can actually win money from it. Suddenly, the coin slips out of his hands and rolls to something on the floor with a clatter. He bends down to pick it up, but upon discovering what the coin rolled upon, he called to the group instead.
