WEIRD... (Gravity Falls but I add too many OCs)

Moderate-to-Severe Inconvenience

Grey finishes coughing, only to find a bag of ice spilled on the floor, and Dipper reluctantly opens the freezer.

"Yo, you good?" They ask, walking up to Dipper, opening the freezer, and looking inside with him. He gazes up into the freezer, puzzled, when the rest of the group approaches, Nate wondering, "What was that? 'Thought I heard some lady screaming back here."

"You FrEaKiN' oUt, kid?" Lee teases, waving his hands next to his head.

"Eeh, no-! I'm cool! Everything's cool!" He treasures the group, scared to show weakness.

"Then what's all this about?" Robbie asks, pointing at the spilled bag of ice.

"Oh! that's- uh... uh... huh..." He's losing, nobody's buying it, so instead he gasps and points across the store, "Hey, look! Dancy-Pants Revolution! The game that tricks people into exercising!" 

Everyone runs over excitedly, except for Dipper,  "haha yeah, let's all go play that!" he exclaims half-heartedly, nervously glancing back at the freezer. "...hm," then running to catch up with the group.

Clumsily dancing, and barely maintaining his balance, Thompson flails about on the Machine as Lee and Nate chant, "Go! Go! Go!"

Poking Dipper in the ribs as he looks back at the freezer, Wendy says, "Wo-how! He is really bad at this!"

"he heh, yeah, yeah that's great~" Dipper agrees nervously, repetitive music still droning on.

Grey hears the not-ok-ness in his voice, "Yo, Dipper, you ok-" They look at him, only to find him staring at the reflections in the glass in horror. They trace his gaze to find everyone standing there, perfectly fine.

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HAHAHA JUST KIDDING, NO THEY SAW SKELETON PEOPLE TOO! LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN, SHALL WE?

Grey hears the not-ok-ness in his voice, "Yo, Dipper, you ok-" They look at him, only to find him staring at the reflections in the glass in horror. They trace his gaze to find the reflections of everyone as skeletons. They take a step back, looking more shocked, confused, and maybe disgusted than scared, fortunately, everyone is still distracted by Thomson 'dancing' to notice Grey and Dipper look to each other and back to the perfectly normal reflections in the glass.

"hey, Dipper," they say, still staring at the glass, "I think you might be on to something..."

The two of them gaze into the glass, puzzled, until Dipper points to the back of the store with his thumb and announces, "We'll be right back"

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Ok, so I thought it'd be funny to have an actual commercial break, but I'm shit out of ideas (I've used most of em' up here), so if you have any crazy bonkers completely off-the-walls ideas (owl trowel type shit) then PLEASE comment and tell me, because unless it's terrible in a moral sense, political in real-world-context (I'm fine with like, a campaign ad for George Washington, just not whoever's running when you read this), I will probably include it in some way shape or form.

Ok byeeeee

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"come onn, Grunkle Stan, pick up! Ugh, what is he doing?!" he complains, pacing back and forth, and twirling the wire around his finger. Meanwhile, Grey sits under the wall-mounted payphone, staring at their own phone in their hands.