WEIRD... (Gravity Falls but I add too many OCs)

Moderate-to-Severe Inconvenience

"The lyrics, they were so... hateful!" Ma says, memories of three teens dancing to the music

"Homework is whack, and so are rules, tucking in your shirts for fools!"

"Noooooo!!" alive-Pa cries

"It was so shocking, we were stricken down with double heart attacks!" Ma narrates as alive Ma and Pa (or I guess past Ma and Pa 💀) proceed to die of heart attacks.

"That's why we hate teenagers so much!" Ma states cheerfully, "Don't we, honey~" Ma and Pa... rub noses- ew! What the hell?

"But, they're my friends, isn't there anything to... help them?" Dipper asks.

"There is one thing," Pa admits, "Do you know any funny little dances?" he asks, wiggling his fingers.

"uhhhhh, is there anything else I can do?" Dipper asks, trying to negotiate out of the inevitable.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Pa screams, bursting into orange flames

"OK, OK, OK!" Dipper says, waving his arms in front of him, "well...-"

Actually wait I won't do a good job (and I'm 4 days late as of typing this sentence hahahaha) so imma let yall watch this beauty:

"That was some fine girly dancin', boy!" Pa congratulates, "Your friends are free." He says, doors opening wide. 

"Well, I don't think you have to worry about us comin' back so uhh," he punches his hand lightly, looking up as Ma and Pa disappear, maybe finally moving on after almost two decades. 

A packet of smile dip flies to the ceiling- no the floor. cuz yall are upside down. 'oh no' Dipper thinks, as everything and everyone falls to the floor with a yell, a thud, and a bunch of groans- Thomson climbing out from under the Dancy-Pants-Revolution game, Tambry standing from behind the now shattered TV, Robbie walking out from behind the freezer, Lee standing up from behind the counter, Grey pushing the cash register off of them, pocketing their $2 bill out of spite, Wendy kicking open the cabinet door, and Nate crawling out from under the hot dog roller.

Mabel sits up next to the Smile Dip shelf, groaning and holding her stomach, "Eughh, I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again."

"Hey, there's still some left!" Dipper points out.

"EVIL!" she screams, smacking it out of his hand.

"uUP you go!" Grey says, picking her up. Walking over with Mabel slung over her shoulder, they stand next to Wendy, as everyone else sits in a line in front of her like a kindergarden class at storytime.

"what- what happened after everything went crazy?" Lee asks.

"You are not going to believe it!" Wendy starts explaining excitedly, motioning back to Dipper as she said 'believe', the group stands as she tells the story, "The ghosts appeared, and Grey and dipper went out to fight it, but then it got Grey and Dipper had to-" she looks over to Dipper as she motions to him, kind of dejected and a little embarrassed, "uh-," she clears her throat, "an um, Dipper just grabbed a bat and started beating ghosts down, left and right," the group starts exclaiming in awe, Lee and Nate high-five, "and then the ghosts got all scared, an ran away like a couple a little girls!" she says, glancing back to Dipper, turning around and pretending to zip her mouth closed and throw the tab, to which Grey and Dipper do the same. All the while the group bubbles in excitement, congratulating Dipper, calling him Dr. Funtimes again.