Object Pie (Object show au)

Attempt Failed

 Warning: more swearing :D 

   Rag smiled with a strangely evil expression. So Croissant found out the door was unlocked, huh? And he tried to escape, huh? Oh, but he forgot that ol' Rag puts grease on the ladder every night when she sleeps, huh?

     Rag slowly walked to the ladder that ran to the surface. She wanted to give Croissant some sweet, precious time to let his demise sink in. Oh, he always really was a determined little bitch.

     Rag could hear his ragged breath, and the taps of him trying to climb as fast as he could. It was so fun to hear Croissant's desperate attempts to escape. She then stepped up so she was right in front of the ladder, before looking up. Croissant wouldn't look down- smart. His dough was peeling off slightly, probably because of him sweating so much. Ha!

     Croissant climbed as fast as he could. He could feel the dreaded Rag creeping up on him, ready to strike, but no matter what Croissant didn't look down. He knew that if he did it would slow him down, and just seeing Rag sent a chill through his doughy flesh. Suddenly, he felt something stab him in the back. It made him feel.. sleepy..

     Croissant fell 30 feet back to the floor with a loud thud.

     Rag stood over Croissant's body with a smile.

     "Wow, never thought I'd need to use Misty Oak sap again. Good thing I saved some though!"

     Candii sat in her cell, exhausted. All she remembered was Rag knocking her unconscious by zapping her with a taser. Candii sat up, then noticing a plate with.. dough on it?

     I guess this fucking dough is all I'll eat for fucking forever.

     Candii picked up the dough, taking a bite. It made her feel a bit weak, but she could take it after eating 3 pounds of Misty Berries that apparently made you 'throw up'.

     "Awww, come on man!" Croissant whined.