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Kill 'Em with Kindness

"Impossible parking. Had to wait for the bathroom. No free refills! The only reason I'm leaving a one-star rating is that there isn't an option for zero-st-" he sees Pops. "Huh? Pops? You scaled my mind fence?!" He asked. "Don't worry. This is just a friendly visit. I thought I'd "pops" into the old anti-thought attic." Pops giggles. "How dare you show up in my head!" Anti-Pops shouted. "Well, that's just it. I only wanted a chance to get to know my brother a little better. I had no idea you were so sad." Pops said. "You only think that because happy for me feels like sad to you. Like how you see blue where I see orange, but you learned to call your version of blue "orange." Anti-Pops said. "It doesn't have to be this way.

We could become friends." Pops said. "And then what?" Anti-Pops asked. "The joy of friendship lasts forever." Pops said. Anti-Pops smirks evilly. "Yes, perhaps we should meet up and talk this through. I'll host. And be sure to bring (Y/n)." He said. "Oh, of course." Pops said. "Meet me tomorrow in my underground dungeon on the sulfuric-lava planet." Anti-Pops said. "Oh, uh... how about a public place instead?" Pops asked. "Okay. Uh, I know another spot that might work. Do you have a pencil and paper handy?" Anti-Pops said. "I think my supermind should be able to remember it." Pops said. "Yes, of course." Anti-Pops cackles.

In the control room, (Y/n) and the guys are talking when Pops enters. "Everyone, splendid news! There's no need to fight Anti-Pops." Pops said. "Um, how did you arrive at this conclusion, Pops?" Elieen asked. "I telepathically got in touch with him and made a plan to meet in person and figure out how to make peace. Although, he wants me to bring (Y/n)." Pops said. "Pops, you have to know that it's a trap!" (Y/n) said frantically. "I agree. There's no making peace with pure evil." Earl said. "But he's not pure evil." Pops said. "No, Pops! You and (Y/n) will fight the Antis, and that is final!" Earl shouted. "Okay." Pops leaves the control room as Mordecai and Rigby look at each other sadly, then look over to (Y/n) who seemed just as down. Pops is holding two eggs with two faces of the two brothers drawn on it.

Pops imitates Anti-Pops. "Peace sounds like a wonderful idea to me, Pops." Then he speaks in his own voice. "I'm so glad you agree." He starts playing with the eggs. "La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la..." he breaks the eggs in half, holding two egg shells, with the left side being Pops' drawn face and the right side is Anti-Pops'. "Ohh." He whimpers and groans as he starts stirring the batter and turns to see Mordecai and Rigby standing in the doorway. "Ah, Mordecai and Rigby! How long have you been here?" He asked. "A while." Mordecai said.

"I know you all believe that the," Pops puts down the batter. "Only way to save the universe is by destroying Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n). But I have never known violence to be an answer before, and I don't see why it should be now." Pops said. "Yeah, we hear you, Pops. It's just, well, this situation's like a video game. Some bad guys can't be beaten with words. In fact, most can't. You beat bad guys by jumping on their heads or punching them in the gut." Rigby said. "Do you?" Pops asked. "Yeah." Rigby said. "And we'll be with you and (Y/n) every step of the way." Mordecai said. "That means a lot to me." Pops said. "Of course." Rigby points to the batter. "Are you still gonna bake that cake?" He asked. "Oh. I suppose." Pops said. "That means a lot to me." Rigby said.

THE NEXT MORNING

Rigby raps as he's oming down the stairs and heading towards the kitchen. "Breakfast cake, cake, cake, cake, ca-cake, ca-ca-ca-cake, ca-ca-ca-cake, ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-cake!" He finds his friends, except Pops, in the kitchen, looking worried. "Where's cake?" He asked. "With Pops and (Y/n)." Anna said. "Where are Pops and (Y/n)?" Rigby asked. "Pops left a note." Skips hands the note to Rigby. "Dear friends, (Y/n) and I have gone to see my evil brother. Cake fixes everything. You'll see. Sincerely, Pops." Rigby read. "They're going to get themselves killed." Muscle Man said. "Themselves and and us-self!" Fives said. "We gotta go find them." Skips said. At a public arcade on an asteroid, Pops and (Y/n) enter with a cake as he sees different aliens playing games and start looking around for Anti-Pops.