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Deez Keys

Time Skip

The trio is now in the duo's bedroom in front of the door. "Ugh! Why does the pizza place have to be so far away?" Mordecai groaned. "Yeah, but it'll be worth it when we get those keys." Rigby said. (Y/n) knocks on the door, and a scientist opens the door and peeks out. "You got the stuff? He asked. "Yup." (Y/n) said, opening the box. "Trent." Trent uses a test tube to see if the pepperoni pizza is indeed "real." "Pepperoni. It checks out. All right." Trent opens the door and the trio walk in. "What the?! What did you do to our room?!" Mordecai asked as he threw his hands in the air. "Just give us the keys. Where are they?" (Y/n) demanded, and Trent approaches the trio while eating his pizza. "In Langer's penthouse." He replied.  "What?!" The trio asked angrily.

"Oh, come on! Do you really think we'd really risk our jobs and break into Langer's room?" Trent asked, and Trent chuckles. "You're gonna do that." He added. "But you said you'd help us!" Mordecai said, throwing his arms up again. "And, we are. We've rigged up your room as a command station. Langer's gotten crazy about security. Infrared lasers, booby traps, cameras all over the place." Trent chuckles.

"But lucky for you, our top minds will guide you through it." Trent said, pointing at two scientists sitting in chairs by computers. One chuckles. "Pizza." He said. His friend chuckles as well. "Yeah." He agreed, and (Y/n) sighs. "Oh boy..." she said. "So you've got about an hour to get in and out and grab the keys while Langer is busy at his afternoon workout." Trent said. Trent looks towards a screen in the room which displays Langer doing push ups. "Ugh! Fine, we'll do it." Mordecai groans. "All right, let's suit these three up!" Trent said. The trio later peek through some bushes while looking at the dome.

"We're in position." (Y/n) said. "Okay, stay put. Rachel's gonna use a dome-drone to distract the guards." Trent said. A drone suddenly flies in front of the guard. "Oh, hey there H-2953, what's going—" then punches him in the stomach, causing him to collapse. The second guard backs away and puts his arms out. "Easy now! Let's all just..." he screams when the drone begins firing lasers at him and runs away. "Why?!" He asked. The drone drags the other guard's unconscious body. "Yeesh!" Mordecai said. "Harsh..." (Y/n) winces sightly. "The guards are distracted-- begin phase 1." The trio crawl out from the bushes and approach the door.

"We're at the security panel. How do we get in?" (Y/n) asked. "Rigby, look in the backpack we gave you for a re-sealable plastic bag." Trent said. Rigby takes off his backpack and unzips it, then takes out a bag of teeth. "Aw, sick!" Rigby quickly throws it to Mordecai. "What is-- ugh!" He throws them to (Y/n). "I don't want it!" She throws them to back to Rigby. "Back at ya!" He throws them back to her. "Ah!" She quickly drops them. "They're not real teeth! They're just molds of Steffen's teeth for the dental lock." Trent said. "Not it!"

(Y/n) and Mordecai said at the same time. "Not-- aw, dudes! That's-- ugh! Fine!" Rigby said. He places the fake teeth in his mouth. Mordecai and (Y/n) snicker. "Stop talking!" Rigby shouted. "I wonder how many people have had that thing in their mouths?" Mordecai asked. "Probably a lot." (Y/n) snickers. Rigby grumbles something while the fake teeth are verified. Then the door opens and the trio walk in. "Okay, we're in. Now what?" (Y/n) asked. "Okay, now take the elevator at the end of the hall up to the second floor." Trent said. "Hm-hm-hm. Hm-hm." The trio said.

The trio walk to the elevator and (Y/n) pushes the button, it soon opens and the trio walk in. Once the door closes and the elevator begins going up, Mordecai and (Y/n) turn to see Rigby still had the fake teeth in his mouth and scream, backing away. "Dude, gross!"  Mordecai said. "Yeah, why do you still have those teeth in your mouth?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh..." Rigby shrugs. "They're kind of growing on me." He said. "Ugh! They're freaking me out." Mordecai said. "Well, get used to it, pal. This is how I look now." Rigby said. "I look cool." Rigby crosses his arms and clicks the teeth.