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The Button

"Come on. Do we really have to sit here and guard some button no one wants to push?" Rigby asked in disbelief. "Look, I don't like it either, but sometimes you have to blindly follow orders." Benson said. The gang complains as they walk off the stairs.

~Day 1~

First it was (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby who had to stand and guard it. They look to the left and right, then look bored. Later Benson is watching the button and glaring at it while eating yogurt.

~Day 2~

Skips sits in front of the button. Later, Muscle Man, Fives and Pops are watching it, while reading books, and Fives yawns. Some time later. After that, Benson goes back to guarding it.

~Day 3~

"Morning, everyone. Today's button-guarding shifts are as follows—" Benson said as he held his clipboard in front of the gang again. Rigby groans. "It's been three days. I'm sick of guarding that thing." He said. "It feels like we're wasting our time." Skips agreed. "We are wasting our time." Muscle Man said. "We don't even know why we're doing this." Mordecai said. "He has a point." (Y/n) said.

"Listen, I'm just as annoyed and confused as you are, okay? I don't know any more than you guys do, remember?" Benson said. "Shouldn't it be your job to know? I mean, you are the boss." (Y/n) said. "That's not how it works." Benson said. "Hi. I'm Benson." Rigby said mockingly. "Oh, really? What do you do?" (Y/n) asked, playing along. "Oh, I do whatever the creepy stranger with the eyepatch tells me." Rigby mocked. "Come on. Give me some credit." Benson defended. Muscle Man starts to lose it.

"I can't take this anymore. I'm gonna push it." He squeals as he runs towards it. "Stop!" Benson shouted. Muscle Man tackles Benson down. "Muscle Man, calm down!" (Y/n) said as the gang grab him from behind and restrain him. He squeals for a bit longer but calms down and sighs. "I'm cool." He said.

"Sorry, dudes. I just lost my head for a second. Something about that button." Muscle Man said as he looks at it. "All right, this has gone far enough. I'm gonna talk to Mr. Maellard." Benson said. "Thank you!" (Y/n) shouted after him as Benson walks away, but her tone was more sarcastic. "Don't do anything until I get back!" Benson shouted. "Now what?" Mordecai asked. The gang suddenly hear a sneeze, and turn to see three people watching them.

"What the?" (Y/n) asked suspiciously. "Ahem, would you like a tissue?" Pops asked, holding on up, and (Y/n) face palms. "Oh Pops..." she said quietly. "Hey! What're you watching us for?" (Y/n) asked, and the three began to take notes. "What are you guys taking notes about?" Fives asked. "Those guys take notes about everything. Watch." Rigby falls on his stomach and began to crawl, and they took notes again. "Okay, that isn't creepy at all." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and they began taking more notes. "Oh come on! What, do they take notes on everything we say, too?" She asked. "I don't think so, I think it would it be hard to keep track of all of that." Rigby said, and they began writing again. "Are you sure about that?" (Y/n) asked. Muscle Man lifts his shirt up slightly, and they once again take notes.

"Hey, I've got my rights, bro." Muscle Man shouted. He then began to chase them while squealing and the three ran away. "I'm not gonna live in a surveillance state." Muscle Man shouted. One of the guys looks nervous as he backs away and Muscle Man tackles him down but the other two managed to escape and take more notes as they flew off. "I got one!" Muscle Man shouted as the rest of the gang approach.

~Time Skip~

"Thank you, Mr. Maellard. That was a good chat." Dr. Langer said as he exits his office just as Benson approaches. "Benson! How are you, buddy?" Dr. Langer asked as he waves at him. "Wait. What were you talking to Maellard about?" Benson asked, as he points to his door. "Uh, that's on a need-to-know basis." Dr. Langer said as he grabs Benson's shoulders. "You should probably get back to the park to guard that button." He said. "Okay? All right." Dr. Langer said, then began to walk away, but turns back. "Have a good one. Watch your back. Just kidding! Heh-heh-heh." Dr. Langer laughs as he begins to walk off again, but again turns back.