Blake: he's simple Weiss nothing wrong with that.

Velvet bent down and picked up Daisy who just snuggled with her

Coco: hey there beef cake what have you been up to?

Jaune: enjoying life after 3000 years of Hell, what about you? Raided any Clothes shop recently.

Fox: nice burn bud.

Yatsuhashi nods

Coco: aw love you to.

Pyrrha: hey Jaune.

Jaune: what's up?

Ren: you don't know what today is?

Jaune: April 18th why..................

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He was covered with streamers and confetti 

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He was covered with streamers and confetti 

Jaune: oh..........

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( RT only gave Birthdays to Team RWBY but NO ONE ELSE so in order for Jaune to get a birthday date I had to research the following )

*Joan of Arc*

( She was beatified on April 18th, 1909 and one of her most famous feats was her participation in the siege of Orleans on April 1429.

On May 30th, 1431 she was executed and on May 16th, 1920 she was canonized as a saint. )

Author's Note: you guys can make you own Head Canon in which day is Jaune's birthday

Back to Reality:

Ruby pulls out a Big Cake from Cape

Daisy perked up and jumped at the cake smashing into it as she licks her face

The guests panic as Ruby waved them off and got another cake for Jaune, she prepared that cake for Daisy beforehand

Ruby: like you said a Responsible Leader is always prepared.

Jaune nods at her show of Wisdom

Velvet: is it safe for her to eat that?

Ruby: yes it's safe and Jaune said she is a Special Rabbit so she can do what she wants and eat what she wants.

AN: Do not Feed Rabbits anything Unsafe for them I made a list of the following if anyone reading this might get ideas.

( The list of unsafe fruits and veggies includes avocado, bamboo shoots; dried, raw, lima, kidney, and soy beans; cabbage; chocolate; coffee; corn; dog/cat food; grains; meat; millet; nuts; garlic and onions; peas; potatoes, including peels; and seeds.)

Please do your research and keep your pets safe

4th wall break

Jaune: oh. It's my birthday.

Weiss: seriously you dolt? Aren't you even happy anymore?

Jaune: sorry I am still reintegrating myself to these emotions but here's my thanks.

He grabbed all of them and gave them a big hug as every one was in his arms and he lifted them up

Jaune: thank you guys it's been so long since I even felt anything else.

Yang: life being Always Angry is rough, I should know but you are on a different level.

Jaune: VEGA, prepare a feast.

VEGA: understood Slayer.

The Kitchen went into overdrive as it prepares food

Penny: I'll help you VEGA! I know my way in the Kitchen!

VEGA: thank you Miss Penny.

Nora: I'll go make some pancakes!

Ren: I'll keep an eye on her.

Pyrrha: well we all brought food too.

Sun brought out a lot of Soda

Neptune got some Take Out

Cardin got a lot of Pizza Boxes along with his Team

Yang: I got a some burgers and Fries.

Weiss: I have brought my personal chef to help Klein.

Klein: understood My Lady. Mr. VEGA I will also lend a hand.

VEGA: thank you sir.

Ruby sat with Jaune as everyone prepares the table

Ruby: it's good to have you back Vomit Boy.

Jaune: been a long time since I heard that and it's good to be back Crater Face.

They all enjoyed the Day and congratulated Jaune for his Hero status

Meanwhile he looks to his clock and made a phone call telling his other friend that he has time for her gift to him

Isabel invited Jaune to her place as idiots from other worlds were harassing her again and the two just enjoyed the wanton violence

Look out SSB your Isabel bullying days are over

Jaune was able to live his life happily Ever After

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Jaune was able to live his life happily Ever After.

And the Doom Slayer became on of Remnant's LEGENDS.............



Until a Portal opened in his Home one day and he picks up his shotgun and enters it


THE END

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