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Jaune was now petting Daisy as teams RWBY and NPR and Oscar are sitting down and recovering from being hunted down by a cute little rabbit

Weiss: how can that cute little thing have that strength!?

the teams recall as Daisy turned into a spinning ball and sent Yang through a wall

Coco: number one rule of Doom - Don't mess with his bunny!

Fox: I think she broke her.

Yatsuhashi: more like trauma.

Ruby: can I pet her Jaune?

Jaune: sure.

Ozpin: ahem, Mister Arc?

Jaune: yes slave to the Brother of Light?

Ozpin: uh why do you hate me so much?

Jaune: you do the bidding of the most untrustworthy being in this World.

Ozpin: how do you know he is untrsutworthy?

Jaune: the Brother of Darkness was more honest with his words towards you and Salem unlike the Brother of Light gave you a task and at the end YOU cannot finish it.

Ozpin: how.....?

Jaune: give me the lamp.

Ozpin: we only have 1 question left.

Jaune: I don't need to ask a question.

Oscar then brings out the Relic of Knowledge and it glows as a familiar naked blue genie popped out

as she looks and was surprised to see Ozma in spirit form

Jinn: Ozma! What...

She then looked around and saw someone that scared the life out of her

Jinn: eeeeeekkkk!!!!!!

as she hides behind Ozma

Ozpin: don't use me as a shield!!!

Jinn: that Man!!! He is the instrument of the one true Master of the World!!! What is he doing here!?

Jaune: one - Rude. two - You are in my Home.

She looks around and was astonished that she was among the stars

Jinn: Beautiful.

Jaune: Jinn I have a question and you know you don't need you're dumbass powers to answer me.

Jinn shivered at his grizzly tone and answered without using the so called wish count

Jinn: you may ask you're question.

Jaune: I do not need your permission to proceed.

Yang: why do you have to be a dick about it.

He glanced at her and answered

Jaune: She is a product of that prick the Brother of Light and all he ever did was mislead and lie to his subjects especially his puppet Ozma over here.

Ozpin: *sigh* please don't rub it in my face.

Jaune: after the thousands of years of pointless wars because you're dumbass wife couldn't move on and you accepting an idiotic mission by the most conniving prick to ever walk the face of Remnant and finally when Jinn answered you're clearly specific question with bad news you gave up easily without asking better question.

AND INADVERTENTLY THE REASON I WAS KILLED AND SENT TO HELL TO SUFFER A NEVER ENDING BATTLE WITH THE MOST VILE AND POWERFUL DEMONS TO EVER EXIST IN THE DEEPEST HOTTEST PITS IN HELL FOR 3000 YEARS!!!!

NO EATING! NO DRINKING! NO SLEEPING! NO PISSING! NO SHITTING! NO NOTHING!!!!

BUT ENDLESS CARNAGE UNTIL I SINGLE HANDEDLY CAUSE THE EXTINCTION OF THE WHOLE DEMONIC RACE WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!

*pant* *grunt* *pant*

Blake: wow...

Yang was covering Ruby's ears

Weiss: well at least we know why he is so abrasive and uncouth.

Jaune then flipped off Weiss who accepted that he is beyond the boiling point for any human or faunus

Coco: remind me not to piss him off.

Velvet: don't tease me and he won't.

when she said that Daisy looked at her as she screeched and jumps in Velvet's arms

Coco: Bun-bun protect me!!!!!

Fox and Yatsuhashi just laughs at their leader put in her place by a small rabbit

Pyrrha was covering her mouth trying to keep herself together hearing what kind of torment Jaune faced in Hell

Nora had stars in her eyes her Fearless Leader is the most badass Man in the World

Ren paled and used his Semblance to endure imagining that kind of life

Robyn felt so bad for the young man while Ironwood felt he wouldn't even last 10 seconds in that realm

Qrow opened one of Doom Guy's fridges and drank the hardest alcohol he had and he passed out drunk

Ozpin shrunk at the his crimes towards the Slayer

Oscar just sat down shell shocked at the intensity of the Slayer

Jinn shrunk and hid for a moment and came back

Jaune: Jinn, what can kill Salem ?

Jinn: the Blade of the Dark Lord that you took into your possession.

Jaune: see Ozdick that wasn't so hard to do?

Ozpin bows his head in shame

Jaune: now for another important Question. Jinn how do I find the Two Brothers?

Jinn: simply collect all the Relics and put them together and they will do the rest?

A question for you, Doom Slayer.

Jaune: shoot.

Jinn: what will you do when the Two Brothers Return.

Jaune: to evaluate if they have changed.

Jinn: then what?

Jaune: it depends on them, but if they prove hostile. I WILL KILL THEM BOTH.

Everyone: WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!?

Chapter End

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