SCP-????: Return To Normalcy

File Entry

SCP-####-A-2: You don't need to flame me that hard!

Researcher Young: SCP-963-1 parallel-

SCP-####-A-2: Just call me Elias Shaw numero dos, well that is if you guys have your own Elias Shaw. If you don't, just call me Elias Shaw. I know they have you do that stuff whenever we interview any anomaly but I'd rather not just be called that over and over again.

[Researcher Young is subsequently allowed by interview oversight to refer to SCP-####-A-2 as Elias Shaw for the time being.]

Researcher Young: Well then, I just need to ask some questions.

SCP-####-A-2: Sure, go ahead, I have quite the story to tell anyway.

Researcher Young: [Visibly concerned] Story...? What did you do?

SCP-####-A-2: Woah woah! Not in that way... it's... well, do you have the storage device that was with my amulet and corpse?

Researcher Young: Yes, we do. It is currently within foundation custody-

SCP-####-A-2: Don't connect that thing with any sort of Wi-Fi, I'll say that now unless you want that thing to replicate across the entire internet.

Researcher Young: Thanks for the warning...

[Interview oversight immediately began to send out a unit to protect the Solid-State Drive and ensure it doesn't come into contact with any computing unit.]

Researcher Young: This will be out of order of my questioning but I now need to ask, what does that storage device have?

SCP-####-A-2: A lot, a lot... you guys should dig through the files and see what it has for yourself.

Researcher Young: This doesn't explain my question.

SCP-####-A-2: It's a bunch of AI SCPs mashed together.

Researcher Young: What?

SCP-####-A-2: A bunch of my world's SCPs were mashed together into that little thing.

[Research Alliyah Young seemed to be in disbelief. She stared at him with a rather puzzled expression.]

SCP-####-A-2: Hey! It wasn't me, it was the foundation and the Overseer Council that wanted it.

Researcher Young: It isn't possible for the foundation and the O5 to do something that reckless...

SCP-####-A-2: Can't say it wasn't reckless but there weren't many options. After all, the GOC wanted us all dead.

Researcher Young: ...huh?

SCP-####-A-2: You heard me.

Researcher Young: The GOC?

SCP-####-A-2: Yeah, they went all ballistic and made the whole world go down on us.

Researcher Young: Why?

SCP-####-A-2: Well, that's because of SCP-####.

Researcher Young: There isn't any SCP under that designation.

SCP-####-A-2: What date is it today?

[Interview oversight permitted to speak on the date.]

Researcher Young: ██/██/████

SCP-####-A-2: Ah, so they wouldn't have discovered it yet! Good, that means I arrived on time here.

Researcher Young: On-time?! What are you talking about, I-

SCP-####-A-2: Tell them to go to [DATA EXPUNGED] and try hard to look for something there. If they find a cave, don't go into the light, else the foundation might end up being the ones to go absolutely ballistic. Don't let curiosity get the better of you guys either. Trust me.