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MAXI TAXI
firstly,
you just ignored my cats dressed up as santa so
fuck you
secondly,
i hate when people are like "oh tell me something about
you" like what do you want my childhood trauma or my
favourite colour
be more specific
THIRDLY,
p just asked me if 10 is a big number and i dont know what to say
because 10 euros/pounds/dollars isnt a lot of money
but 10 murders is a lot of murders
read
thanks for the acknowledgement of my existence
i won't help you when you next need me for something

IVY
idk what you want me to tell you

MAXI TAXI
and you know when you go to a restaurant and you have tp
wait to get seated
why does the waitress/waiter ask if you want a table
no
not at all
dont be stupid
i came to this fucking expensive ass restaurant to sit on the floor
carpet for 3 please

IVY
you've talked about 4 different things in the last
2 minutes can you shut up

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