devotion³, LANDO NORRIS

xxxviii

ALLERGIC TO BS

IVY
im getting married in 2 weeks 🤭

LAN 🧡
indeed you are

IVY
ily ❤️

INCHIDENT
so what is everyone at the wedding

ALBONO
lily's maid of honour

OSCAH PASTRY
all of us are groomsmen
max (fewtrell) is best man

MAXI TAXI
p is a flower girl

IVY
lily (oscar's lily), alex (saint mleux), carmen and heidi are
bridesmaids
along with cisca & flo

PRINCESS GEORGE
it really is a formula one wedding huh

ALBONO
you should get lewis to walk you down the
aisle

IVY
my dad wouldn't be happy about that

INCHIDENT
have 2 weddings
one with your dad walking you &
non-f1 friends and family there
and then one with lewis & everyone
f1

LAN 🧡
i love you too

DANNY
that was such a delayed reply man

IVY
damn 😔

ALBONO
is there another girl we should know about?

LAN 🧡
no stfu alex
i love you ivy
and only you
if i didnt we wouldnt be getting married 🧡

PRINCESS GEORGE
🤢

INCHIDENT
just because no one loves you doesn't mean
you have to find every relationship disgusting

IVY
YOU TELL HIM CHARLES 👏

PRINCESS GEORGE
but theyre KISSING
in the KITCHEN
and im scared its going to get a little
more intimate in a minute
i came over to get eggs but i cant find them
and i cant leave until i get them
i need to make carmen a birthday cake

OSCAH PASTRY
just buy one?

IVY
we're not kissing
lando has the worst morning breath
im not kissing him yet

PRINCESS GEORGE
yet??

DANNY
lando and ivy sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

MAXI TAXI
you enjoying yourself?

DANNY
first comes love
then comes marriage
(yes, max. i am.)

IVY
youre usually funny danny but wtf
are you doing

PRINCESS GEORGE
then comes an unplanned affair

INCHIDENT
isn't it meant to be something about babies??

OSCAH PASTRY
yeah

DANNY
then comes blame

PRINCESS GEORGE
then comes despair
two broken hearts beyond repair 😁

MAXI TAXI
what the fuck
did you two rehearse that shit or something

PRINCESS GEORGE
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

LAN 🧡
you two are really supportive