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LAN 🧡
can u come w me to max f's party pls 🥺
i dont wanna go alone
ill buy all ur drinks
and food
🙏🙏

IVY
baby
i can't drink

LAN 🧡
mrs norris
idk what world ur living in
but in all the years ive known u u have never
turned down drinks
ive seen u drink during a hangover

IVY
im pregnant

LAN 🧡
PICK UO
UP

IVY
its a prank 😭

LANDO 
😣

IVY
it was a dare to do it to all of u im sorry 😓

•••

IVY
sup

PIERREEE GASLYYY
what now

IVY
im pregnant

PIERREEE GASLYYY
no

IVY
damn you're right 😔
how bout you get me pregnant 😘
message deleted

PIERREEE GASLYYY
i saw that
i will block you

IVY
THAT WAS MEANT TO GO TO LANDO I SWEAR

PIERREEE GASLYYY
for some reason that makes me feel even more
uncomfortable.

•••

IVY
oscar

OSCAH PASTRY
what

IVY
im pregnant

OSCAH PASTRY
no hablo ingles

IVY
sure
ur 100% spanish and not australian

•••

MAXI TAXI
text charles for me
please
he blocked me
again.

IVY
#istandwithcharles

MAXI TAXI
stop being annoying

IVY
stop being dutch

MAXI TAXI
i pity lando for having you as his future

IVY
speaking of lando's future
im pregnant

MAXI TAXI
bullshit.
impossible.
not even lando could tolerate you enough to
sleep with you

IVY
AAAND UR BLOCKED
(i guess ur nice streak went out the window)

•••

IVY
yooo
danny ric

DANNY
dont even try it
you think lando and max don't tell me literally everything??

IVY
gossiping boyfriends 🙄

DANNY
you love us really

IVY
must be the hormones 🤷‍♀️

DANNY
stfu 😂

•••

IVY
girl

ALBONO
boy

IVY
im pregnant

ALBONO
and im a world champion

IVY
no fr

ALBONO
ur funny

IVY
im being serious

ALBONO
who'd fuck u lets be real 🧍

IVY
ALEX WTF

ALBONO
that was mean
im sorry
youre not actually pregnant right
if not then thats fine
but if you are
im nominating myself as godfather

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