devotion³ | LANDO NORRIS

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ALLERGIC TO BS

ALBONO
I KNEW IT

PRINCESS GEORGE
Lando you couldn't have been more
obvious with your pining

OSCAH PASTRY
you finally made a move?!

ALBONO
guys hes all grown up 🤭
i feel like a proud father

DANNY
youre not even 3 years older than him
how do you think i feel
at 34

ALBONO
WAIT SERIOUSKY?? YOURE 34?
*SERIOUSLY
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 28

INCHIDENT
you only found out about lando and
ivy now?

PRINCESS GEORGE
i think we deserve an explanation
ivy was complaining about lando
the other day

LANDO NOWINS 🧡
rude

ALBONO
CHARLES WHAT DO YOU MEAn
they only revealed their relationship like
an hour ago so of course we only just found
out

INCHIDENT
ivy told me last week

IVY
SORRY

OSCAH PASTRY
WHAT

DANNY
DID I READ THAT RIGHT?

ALBONO
IVY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS

IVY
WE ARE WE ARE I SWEAR

PRINCESS GEORGE
IM YOUR BROTHER AND YOU TOLD
CHARLES BEFORE ME??

DANNY
well its clear who the favourite is

ALBONO
IM OFFENDED
no words just pain

MAXI TAXI
shut the fuck up

ALBONO
FUCK OFF MAX

MAXI TAXI
someone woke up on the wrong end of the bed

DANNY
mate isn't it the wrong side of the bed??

ALBONO
IVY
LANDO HAVE YOU GONE BACK TO SLEEP
WAKE UP WE WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT IT

PRINCESS GEORGE
she probably just got fed up of his poor
flirting and gave up

DANNY
yeah lando did you ACTUALLY make a move 😭

LANDO NOWINS 🧡
i was the one to make the first move ill have
u know
i love how little faith you all have in me

IVY
they have a good reason for it tho
i mean whenever you used to see a girl you
liked and she started talking to u you'd always
be this close to tears because u were so
awkward 😭😭😭😭

LANDO NOWINS 🧡
i deny all claims of this ever happening

MAXI TAXI
i never raced against you but i did watch
you karting when we were younger and
i did see some crying over a girl going on 

ALBONO
was probably ivy

DANNY
he cried over ivy when i was at
mclaren

ALBONO
never witnessed it but will make sure to
get photos if it ever happens again