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Hotch: Which one of you did it?
Rossi: Aaron what are you talking about?
Hotch: Someone messed up my office
Penelope: Oh nooo! ☹️ what did they do?
Hotch: Every single thing was moved two inches to the left
Hotch: Everything
Emily: girl why are you pissed about that 😭
Emily: it's 2 inches calm urself I'm sure u can fix it
Y/n: no hes so real if someone moved all my stuff id kill them and myself
Derek: I think you just want an excuse to commit suicide at this point
Y/n: well i mean yeah
Y/n: its okay chat #livelaughlove 🤫
Hotch: Is anyone going to own up to it?
Derek: It was Reid 😶🌫️😶🌫️🤞
Spencer: What? No it wasn't.
Derek: Mhmmmm
Y/n: blaming someone else sure sounds like guilty behaviour 😭🫵
Spencer: I agree
Derek: I'm gonna touch you
Emily: you'd know a lot about that wouldn't you 😬 #carlbufordcore
Y/n: OH MY GOD ?? 😧⁉️
Derek: LMFAOOAOO
Derek: Speechless rn 😭😭
Emily: sorry that was a bit out of pocket ☺️
Derek: It's ok I laughed
Y/n: yeah bitch we heard
Emily: but fr tho I'm #sorry that u got touched when u were a kid tbat's not okay 😖🙄 where's carl buford @ I'll go beat him up I'm so serious
Derek: It's okay I'm in my healing era 😜👐
Penelope: I can heal you 😉😍
Derek: Yes u can mama 🫡
Y/n: pussy power
Emily: ngh
Y/n: ok...
Hotch: Are none of you going to admit to moving my things?
Emily: it was a ghost
Y/n: haley came back to haunt him 😔
Derek: HELP 😭😭😃❓
JJ: Oh my 😭
Hotch: Okay then...
Y/n: sorry chat 🤫
Emily: don't apologise for serving
Derek: The only thing she's serving is time in jail
Y/n: GIGGLING
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
