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Emily: I fucking hate twitter
JJ: What did you see now? 😰
Emily: it's revolting
Emily: I want to puke
Emily: I'm nauseous
Derek: Spit it out⁉️
Emily: I saw a vid
Emily: of a guy
Emily: getting his dick tatted
Emily: and then
Emily: HE FUCKING CAME😭😭😭
JJ: 😳😨
Derek: LMFAOOO WHAT
Derek: Link?
Emily: BITCH WHAT.
Emily: ok whatever pms
JJ: Are you seriously sending him the link?
Emily: no I sent him something else 🤭
Derek: KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU I'M GONNA VOMIT WHAT WAS THAT
Penelope: Oh noo Em what did you send him? 😟
Emily: something super funny
Derek: IT WAS NOT FUNNY
Derek: IM TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE
Hotch: What was it?
Y/N: fr what was it im curious
Y/N: anyway hi just woke up
Derek: [Replying to: "fr what was it im curious"] IT WAS A VIDEO OF A GUY FUCKING A GIRL AND THERE WERE MAGGOTS INSIDE OF HER.
Y/N: oh!
Emily: LAWL BITCH
Spencer: [Replying to: "anyway hi just woke up"] Hi Y/N! :) It's 2pm, why did you just wake up?
Y/N: went 2 bed at 4am >_<
JJ: Why 😨
Y/N: was busy getting railed 😁
[Message was deleted]
Emily: whore
Y/N: KIDDING GOSH
Derek: Are you actually kidding though
Y/N: YES⁉️☹️
Y/N: i was actually just watching tv 😞
Penelope: Ooh, what show? 😍🫰
Derek: Porn
Y/N: die lol
Emily: porn sucks so bad
Emily: its so stupid
Y/N: agreed :3
Y/N: i hate porn & people who defend it
Y/N: "it empowers women!!" it exploits women & normalises abuse, pedophilia, and unrealistic bodies 😭
Emily: I love you let's kiss
Y/N: yes pls
Emily: mwah 😘😘😘
Y/N: im blushing so hard 🤭
Derek: U never answered what show u were watching until 4 in the fucking morning 😭⁉️
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
