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JJ: Is anyone free to look after my kids for an hour or two? Will is out of town and I have a doctor's appointment
Y/N: ME
Spencer: I'm free :)
Emily: fight to the death
Y/N: i said it first 🤨
JJ: You can both come if you want
JJ: Two heads are better than one
Spencer: Great!
Y/N: OMW RN
JJ: 👍
Emily: don't end up fucking in jj's house lol 😹
Spencer: We will not
Derek: Sureeee 🤨
Y/N: derek kys emily ummm no promises
JJ: Please don't 🥲
Y/N: spoil sport :(
Spencer: Oh!
Emily: Y/N is a fucking horndog
JJ: The two of you need to behave like responsible adults while you're there. Don't break anything, and don't do anything inappropriate 😅
JJ: Please.
Derek: The house will be on fire when u get back ngl
Y/N: shut up derek u bald freak
Derek: UM HELLO??
Emily: she's right 😭
Hotch: You should not shame someone for their hairstyle
Y/N: it doesnt count bc he doesnt have hair to style
Derek: I'm gonna hang myself and you'll be in the note
Y/N: looking forward to it !! :3
Spencer: JJ, I am on my way to your house now
Emily: GET OFF UR DAMN PHONE
Spencer: I'm not driving
Derek: Did u fail ur drivers test
Spencer: No, I just choose not to drive most of the time!
Y/N: he's my passenger princess 😊🎀
Emily: LAWL
Spencer: What's that?
Y/N: it means u sit there and look pretty ^_^
Spencer: Oh, okay! :)
Derek: He's probably blushing and kicking his feet rn
Spencer: I'm not
Emily: SUREEE
Derek: Pretty boy is a little liar
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
