Frankie: Alright, after that sad show, here comes The Story Of Tonight!
Laurens: Hey, didn't we already listen to this?
Frankie: Good noticing! This is a reprise.
Angelica: Alright!
Laurens: I may not live to see our glory!
Mulligan and Lafayette: I may not live to see our glory!
Hamilton: Yup, just like the original.
Frankie: Not exactly.
Laurens: But I've seen wonders great and small!
Mulligan and Lafayette: I've seen wonders great and small!
Hamilton: What wonders?
Laurens: Ah- well-
Philip Jr: Hey, he only asked you the seven wonders of the world! No need to get flustered!
Laurens: Oh. *whispers* Thank you, nice save.
Philip Jr: *whispers* It looked like you needed it.
Laurens: 'Cause if the tomcat can get married,
Mulligan and Lafayette: If Alexander can get married,
Laurens: There's hope for our ass after all!
Philip Jr: Didn't you marry someone, Uncle Jack?
Hamilton: John, you moved on?
Laurens: You knew our society at the time, they wouldn't allow that!
Hamilton: But I loved you!
Laurens: I did too! But there was a punishment for death!
Hamilton: The letters...stupid letters wasted on a stupid man who wasted his heartfelt love for me on a random woman!
Laurens: MARTHA WAS THE NEXT BEST THING!
Hamilton: Next best? She was better than me?
Laurens: You're making a big deal out of nothing!
Hamilton: OR MAYBE I JUST LOVED YOU!
Laurens: Alexander...I-
Hamilton: No. It's clear to see you don't love me anymore.
Laurens: I do. I love you so much. I just...the laws...
Hamilton: YOU SAID YOU WOULD AT LEAST TRY! AND WHILE I LOVED YOU...YOU'RE WITH SOME WOMAN?
Laurens: I just made sure I would...be safe.
Hamilton: So you chose safety over love?
Laurens: Alex...
Hamilton: Save it. Leave me alone.
Philip Jr: All I said was six words, this is what happened?
Lafayette: Raise a glass to freedom!
Hamilsquad: Ay!
Laurens and Mulligan: Something you will never see again!
Mulligan: No matter what she tells you!
Lafayette: Let's have another round tonight!
Eliza: I'm not gonna talk right now. Alexander is still mad.
Frankie: Yes? Well, the chatter about you has died down. Him? Right now, he's angry over Laurens! NO! I mean, next chapter, ok? Ok! Bye!
Laurens: Who was that?
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