Frankie: Alright, next song, "You'll Be Back"!
KGIII: Finally, a good song, a good song because I am singing it!
KGIII: You say, the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay.
Hamilton: If you sending troops to "control" us is love, then violence must be creating peace worldwide.
KGIII: You cry, in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by.
Jefferson: Hey, it wasn't my fault!
KGIII: It literally was, you chose to hurl our tea into the ocean!
Madison: Because you were putting useless taxes on them.
KGIII: Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away.
Washington: We broke that arrangement, and if you try again, you can be beat again!
Frankie: Actually, that happened! The War of 1812 was when Britain tried to take America back! America won, of course!
Revolutionaries: WOOHOO!
KGIII: Now you're making me mad! Remember despite our estrangement,
Philip: I'd like to keep that estrangement that way!
KGIII: I'm your man. You'll be back, soon you'll see, you'll remember you belonged to me. You'll be back, time will tell, you'll remember that I served you well. Oceans rise, empires fall, we have seen each other through it all.
Washington: More than we wanted to, anyways.
KGIII: And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
Philip Jr: That's not love! That's not love at all!
Hamilton: He was just being crazy!
Frankie: Yeah, the theme was for it to be a crazy love song!
KGIII: And I loved you guys!
Frankie: I'm doing a secret lie detector on him, he didn't care about you guys!
KGIII: HOW DARE YOU SHOW EXPOSURE! THAT'S TREASON!
KGIII: Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya!
Angie: What the heck is that?
Philip: What was it supposed to be?
KGIII: Even I don't know! And I sing the song!
KGIII: You say our love is draining and you can't go on!!! You'll be the one complaining when I am gone!
Hamilton: Are you sure we were complaining?
Jefferson: I don't think anyone was except you!
Frankie: There's more of his complaining throughout the play!
KGIII: AND NO, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! Because you're my favorite subject! My sweet submissive subject! My loyal, royal subject!
Washington: We left your rule. We don't deserve anything you gave us.
Frankie: Washington, I'm sorry, but get your facts straight! This is right before the revolution started! And heck, this is a good song!
KGIII: Forever. And ever. And ever, and ever, and ever!
Philip Jr: Well, that didn't last long, didn't it?
Eliza: Yes, It did not.
Philip Jr: Thanks, I don't think you ever agree with me.
KGIII: You'll be back, like before, I will fight the fight and win the war.
Frankie: For anyone who wonders what war they are talking about, I think it's the French and Indian War.
Washington: *war flashbacks* (literally)
Frankie: I know, Washington, don't say anything.
Washington: Thank you.
Lafayette: What's wrong with you, Mon General?
KGIII: For your love, for your praise, I will love you till my dying days!
Frankie: He really was obsessed with you guys!
Hamilton: Oh say, can you see-
Frankie: How do you know that, it was written 10 years after you died?
Hamilton: Uh, Madison was alive during that time, he filled me in once he died.
KGIII: When you're gone, I'll go mad.
Frankie: In case you're wondering, he did go mad, and died because of it.
KGIII: I died of my own madness? To be honest, that's kinda cool.
KGIII: So don't throw away this thing we had. So when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love!
Philip Jr: I THINK YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF!
Hamilton: SON!
Eliza: Philip (Little Phil) Hamilton Jr! We do not talk like that in this family!
Philip: That was funny!
Philip Jr: You wasted your life, you shouldn't be talking!
Philip: Because Dad told me to!
Eliza: WHAT?!
Hamilton: *thinks* IIMAGINEDEATHSOMUCHITFEELSMORELIKEAMEMORY-
KGIII: Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat- everybody!
Company: Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah
Frankie: Alright, that was "You'll Be Back"!
Philip Jr: Next song?
Frankie: "Right-Hand Man", it's the beginning of the revolution.
Revolutionaries: YAY!
Frankie: See you guys soon!
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