> things said or thought by me when watching Fallout episode 1
"But yall are cousins!" 😨
"OOOH HE HAS JET~ THATS ILLEGAL!"
"NO U GOD DAMN DUMBASS DO T PULL THE KNIFE OUT EVERYONE KNOWS NOT TO PULL OUT AN OBJECT IF U GET STABBED"
"good idea get a stimpack u dumbass"
"I want that wedding cake at my wedding if I ever get wed"
"Bro just got chopped in half by a door"
"Goddamn raiders are always a nuisance"
"Girlie is that a pipe pistol revolver?! Oh nvm it's just a revolver I was about to get mad"
"Oooh shit's about to go down"
"Wait a minute where are the kids?!"
"Damn that man has a big nose"
"Ok who gave pops a sledgehammer?"
"This is exactly how I want my wedding day to go very ideal"
"This has really turned into the game with the train and people"
"NO POPS NO GODDAMN RAIDERS"
"Crap no no run don't lose you head!"
"✨Maximus✨"
"They even have collage in this world"
"HEY BE NICE TO ✨MAXIMUS✨!" >:[
"Oooh nice power armor"
"Fr that shit ain't gonna grow legs and walk away"
"I wish my power armor was that good in Fallout 4" 😔
"Tf...? What kind of basketball r they playing??"
"✨Maximus✨ calm down"
"Bro wtf how did your leg just fall off like that!? Also have u been drinking that Nuka Cola because that will give u rads dumbass"
"EW A PIPE PISTOL GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE"
"No go find Pops"
"ThE nUkA cOlA mAcHiNeS" 👹👹👹👹
"Stop flirting with your goddamn cousin it does not help the situation"
"Bye-bye big nose" :3
"How is no one noticing Lucy leaving!?"
"'Young lady come back here right away' her ass"
"uh oh Spaghettios"
"✨Max✨ what's happening here?"
"'Tells us the truth' my ass" >:[
"Why would he want to kill his pookie?! Also I'm pretty sure his pookie just had some of that Nuka Cola"
"DONT THANK HIM ✨MAX✨ IDC IF U HAD NOWHERE TO GO JUST DONT THANK THAT DUMBASS" 🤬
"Dane is amazing"
"Oooh" *hisses in second hand pain*
"Ok we get it don't need u to yell"
"Oh he's just a caddy for the people in power armor"
"Raiders?"
"Welp he ded"
"Mutants are the worst"
"Bro has too many rads"
"Uh oh time to kill a ghoul"
"Wait ghouls can talk now??"
"Bruh that was weeeeeak"
That's was such a good first episode!!! 100% recommend to fallout fans and non fallout fans!!
>Stay happy and healthy!! Ta-ta! :]
