I woke up, thinking today would be normal. I guess I should've lowered my expectations.
One would argue that being an orange themed laptop would get rid of any chances of living a normal life, but it's pretty easy to see how that would be a slippery slope.
I unplug myself from my charging station and head out to check on my idiot siblings. The first thing I see is my brother, Ophone, bickering with my other brother Opad. I say only my brother because the quarrels between the two of them is pretty one sided.
Ophone is a stubborn bitch who gets upset over the slightest things, and Opad isn't even able to talk, yet still manages to annoy everyone in our house.
I couldn't make out everything Ophone was lecturing Opad about. The most I got was something like "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU! MY ROOM HAS MY FUCKING STUFF! YOU GO INTO MY ROOM AND MESS WITH MY STUFF!", or something like that. I would be more concerned, but that's like a regular Wednesday for this dysfunctional ass of a family(I'm like 75% sure that Opad has learned to just tune that shit out).
I move on to the kitchen to make myself a pitcher of orange juice. It's like the only think we can consume, so to avoid ourselves from drinking someone else's orange juice, we label it with our names.
I opened up the fridge to make myself a glass of juice, and noticed my sister, Oseeds on the counter talking to Ocar about something, but then paused when she finally noticed I was in the room.
Oseeds was able to float in the air as she had no legs, but she does have arms. And Ocar was a... well, car. They had a stem and leaf like everyone else in the family, but didn't have any eyes.
"The hell are you starin at?" I asked Oseeds.
"Oh-NOTHING. Nothing", she replied, chuckling a bit.
I shrugged off her small giggle and drank my orange juice. Which was a mistake as someone(definitely Oseeds) put salt in it.
Oseeds was laughing really hard. She was doing flips all over the place.
"Oseeds! What the hell!?" I shouted.
"Chill dude" she continued, "It's just a joke."
Yeah, just a joke my ass.
She's knows how much I hate having salt in my juice.
I walked out of the kitchen, fed up with my family and went back to my room so I could get to work.
As the oldest, I have to keep a good score in college so Citri won't be disappointed.
Citri is our caretaker. Every now and then she'll send us on in-house adventures. That was something she was obsessed with. Keeping us inside.
She was very weird whenever someone would try to leave.
As I was working, I heard a loud breaking noise. I left my room and notice that Opad had been destroyed by Ophone again. Citri immediately appeared and took Opad to get him fixed.
I went back into my room and just logged off my work.
"I'll do it tomorrow" I told myself, but I knew that Citri wouldn't like to see me slacking off.
But whatever, today has just been another day.
Just another abnormal day.
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Mystery / ThrillerA company known as Orange.inc is trying its hardest to keep its good reputation after allegations of the company's past are revealed, and JuiceBox along with his other electronic friends realize that things are not as normal as cut out to be.