this time they dont knowabt Saturn and uranus yet....
jupiter x neptune / saturn x uranus
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Jupiter is now online.
Jupiter : Uranus and Saturn, can I talk to you?
Uranus and three others are now online.
Neptune : hji
Uranus : what
Jupiter : Uh, so Neptune recently told me that you and Saturn kiss..?
Saturn : Umm
Uranus : no??
Neptune : yeh tjey did i saw they
in kyper belt
Jupiter : Alright, that confirms it.
Earth is now online.
Earth : wait lemme backread
IN THE KUIPER BELT?? U GUYS MAKING OUT IN THERE OR SMTH??
Uranus : WOAH BUDDY....
Saturn : .. No
Neptune : they lying
Earth : YEAHH TELL US NEPTUNE!! WHATD THEY DO IN THE KUIPER BELT
Neptune : kjss
Earth : GAY MFS
Jupiter : It's not a thing to be ashamed of.
Earth : LIKE HOW MARS SAW NEPTUNE KISS YOU??
Jupiter : WHAT?!
Earth : IM NOT STUPID JUPITER, WE SAW EVERYTHING
Uranus : ...
Jupiter I will beat your ass.
Jupiter : PLEASE DON'T.
Saturn : Maybe we shouldn't do that??
Uranus : saturn ily but i am not letting Jupiter near Neptune.
Neptune : nn
Uranus : ??
Neptune : njk hs lvhs md
Earth : Translate?
Uranus : "No he likes me"
Saturn : Aww, how cute!!❤️
Jupiter : Are you still going to kill me?
Uranus : ill let it slide.
NEXT TIME I FUCKING SEND YOU INTO THE SUN.
Jupiter : .. Okay.
Earth : uhh can we not talk about that...
Uranus : oh mb
Saturn : Something wrong?
Earth : sensitive topic
Saturn : Alright then
Neptune : edrth heads to tje snu rael??
Earth : what??
Uranus : im not even gonna ask...
Earth : whatd he say?
Uranus is now offline.
Earth : oh.
Fuck you
Earth is now offline.
Saturn and 1 other are now offline.
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