Andy was immediately notified to Veronica's recent pestering, replying as soon as possible.
SD: troll?
SD: please inform me on this, ive never been trolled before
Veronica felt obligated to tell her friend about the elusive activity that is trolling.
AA: youre in for a treat andy pal
AA: ring ring theres the school bell welcome to troll class take your seat
SD: get on with it
AA: 8(
AA: youre no fun
SD: whatever
AA: so like its very simple
AA: its just someone you dont know at all messing with you
AA: a stranger if you will
SD: and what is their end goal?
AA: to see you get riled up and turn red like a tomato of anger
AA: except in my situation i became the troller and the troll became the trollee
AA: i let them off the hook though
AA: something tells me that wont be the last time ill speak with them again
SD: interesting...
SD: have earl or tommy been hit with this event?
AA: you know i dont know
AA: i can go ask them
SD: i will wait
AA: yeah you will
Veronica quit pestering her pal Andy and started pestering her buddy, Earl. Meanwhile, Andy began to get a random message from someone he never met, maybe he's getting trolled too? Seems like a huge coincidence.
PA: heey
SD: who are you
PA: ur wor$t nightmaaree ＼(º □ º l|l)/
SD: that doesn't answer my question.
PA: im aa troll who$ trolling you whaat moree do you waant
SD: do you happen to know the troll whose been messing with my friend?
PA: maaybee ┐(︶▽︶)┌
PA: who$ aa$king bucko
SD: me.
SD: stop it.
SD: if you know what's good for you
PA: aand whaat aaree you gonnaa do mi$teer
PA: you dont $caaree mee
SD: fuck you and everything you stand for
SD: i'll find you and make sure to keep your stupid mouth shut
PA: doee$ baaby waant hi$ milky (￣▽￣)
SD: i just want answers
SD: why us? what's so interesting about us?
SD: i bet you went for my other friends too
PA: waaaah waaaah baaby waant$ hi$ mommy
SD: you said the same joke again you're so good at this
PA: thaank$ i work haard on my craaft
SD: yeah too bad it's shit
PA: too baad i dont caaree (￣ω￣)
Andy got furious at whoever this troll was. Who was this person? Why did they go after his friends? And why do they type like that? Are they even human? Andy wanted answers, badly. He knew he'd have to let Veronica know about the situation, but he felt like taking matters into his own hands.
SD: tell me right now what the hell is going on
PA: wow dudee ur not good aat thi$ aat all aaree you
SD: i am good at many things
SD: what are you implying i'm not good at?
PA: beeing trolleed
PA: im not eeveen trying aat aall aand ur aalreeaady veery aangry ಠ_ಠ
SD: i've never been trolled before
SD: it doesn't sound like something to be good at
PA: heeree leet mee teeaach you
PA: imaaginee thi$
PA: i comee in likee
PA: yooo im aa big naa$ty troll ＼(°o°)／
PA: reeaady to troll you
PA: whaat do you $aay
SD: i say stop and shut up
PA: eeeeeerr wrong (」゜ロ゜)」
PA: whaat ur $uppo$eed to $aay i$
PA: um yeeaah $uree
PA: whaateeveer ╮(￣_￣)╭
PA: it confu$ee$ thee troll
PA: aand maakee$ theem waant to $top!
PA: $o baa$icaally
PA: preeteend you dont caaree
PA: got it (・・ ) ?
SD: uh yeah sure
SD: and i have a question
PA: yee$?
SD: why do you type like that?
PA: aa maagiciaan neeveer reeveeaal$ theeir $eecreet$ <(￣︶￣)>
SD: but those aren't even magic tricks
SD: i can clearly see what you're doing
PA: $$$$hhhh
SD: whatever.
PA: theeree wee go!
PA: now ur leeaarning (o^▽^o)
SD: stop doing those stupid kaomoji faces
PA: (￣ ￣|||)
PA: i $eeee wee haavee aa lot of work to do
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Cyberfeld (A Homestuck Inspired Story)
AdventureA story about a boy and his friends watching an episode of Seinfeld. Mayhem ensues. Cyberfeld is a story inspired by Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, with elements of Seinfeld, BoneQuest, Cyberchase, and more littered throughout. Characters that appear in...
