F: That's why we're trying to dial the right number with 455 at the end so we can get the last spot on the reservation spot!
BH: But if we're already 'invited', why do we need to reserve?
C: There's a "No-Delinquent" policy 😔
SP: Enough small-talk! Get to dialing, Squareton!
John Dory picked up his snailphone and started dialing the numbers on the list that Spruce had
JD: Hello?
Random Hair-Raising Canes Worker: Buck, buck, buck, its chicken o' clock! How can I help you?
JD: Wrong number!
C: Dont just sit there like a square should! Keep on dialing!
John tried the next number on the list
JD: Hello?
Random Neighbor: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
JD: Call the fire department...?
F: Next!
JD: Hello?!
Mrs. Henderson: Hiya Neighbors!
JD: Damnit!
Soon it turned into a whole montage of them just trying each and every number on the list, all 180 of them
C: It's hopeless..we're never gonna get to go to that gala...and I STOLE AN AWARD USING AN ELABORATE SERIES OF PULLEYS FOR NOTHING!!
F: I wont get to do my makeup for this special occasion that we definitely didnt steal our way into...😔
BH: Cmon bros! Dont give up just yet! Try the last number!
SP: Its over, Branch. We tried every number on this dingity danged list....
BH: Not EVERY number! There's one you missed on the back!
Baby Branch flipped the long list around to see there was one last number
SP: Nice! Why would they put it directly on the back-
C: Less talky, more dial..y!
F: And remember the reservation code are A17!
JD: Got it!
John Dory dialed the number into his snailphone hoping it was the right one
All the bros leaned in to hear if it was the right one
Beyoncé: Hai! :3 Thanks for calling this number! Whats your reservation code? 😁
JD: Uhhhh...Q.....Z...negative 1!
All the bros facepalm and fall backward
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
The Gal-a
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