This is my ramp greenhouse and you are very much welcome to see what I do, think, and feel. From now on, you will know what I adore most and what I loathe.
However, I can't promise good telling and perfect grammar because in here, I am permitted to be UNHINGED. I mean who cares, anyway?
all hate,
GERTRUDE
P.S. If you'll find the first part boring, well I don't blame you. But trust me, it just gets better.
