Someone recently brought this to my attention and I thought it was hilarious:
Dream how the stars see him vs Dream how Nightmare sees him is so funny like-
"Dream's fucking crazy bro he threw a bottle of champagne at someone who dissed Swap" -Ink
vs
"Dream literally the most mentally stable monster I know, I don't think i've even heard him cuss before." -Nightmare
Or how Nightmare's gang see's him:
"Everytime Nightmare isn't around him and Swap get into verbal and occasionally physical fights about my little pony." -Cross
Oh yeah the Stars are fr My Little Pony stans (Cross is too but he won't admit it.)
Swap has a huge crush on Big Mac btw (Applejacks big brother if you aren't weird like me and love my little pony still 🥰🥰🥰)
Guys I just went down a rabbit hole of my little pony lore help
ANYWAY
I feel like Nightmare hadn't seen Dream do anything crazy until one day someone grops Swap or smth and suddenly Dream busts a bottle of wine over their head or smth and lowkey stabs them in the legs with the broken bottle all while calling the guy a loser-inbred-piece-of-shit-probably-a-cuck-bitchass-incel and Nightmare just stares while Ink and Swap cheer.
Dream and Swap fight ALL THE TIME to the point where everyone thinks they're dysfunctional as a group or a duo.
In reality thats just how they play tho hehe
None of the stars are mentally well
I really like the idea of in Underswap Swap will follow the set dialogue almost all the time but will sometimes just say things that make no sense and everyone just kind of rolls with it
like, true pacifist, he's supposed to ask what the sun is, instead he just goes, "did you know it takes about 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to reach earth? It never really made it to the underground tho lol"
Like that's the sole reason he's learned so many weird fun facts, just to confuse people at random times he's so funny
Cross does this too but with the bad guys lol
Swap's so autism like genuinely though- he's probably diagnosed too, just never tells anyone and then mentions it suddenly and people are like WHAT?! oh wait ohhhhhh
I can't remember if i put smth about Cross loving to draw already or not but he does
Dust and Cross are the two you'd least expect to have a good relationship and then they have an amazing one but then you learn they used to HATE each other when Cross first join I ughhhh
Cross gets along with everyone except Dream.
Idk why but it always feels right for Cross to just HATE HIS GUTS
Ink is unironically hilarious
Killer is literally mental I love him
idk bro thats all I have rn
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Sans AU headcanons!!! And whatever else I want to put in here:
Fanfikce(I'm silly not the book, the book is actually very oopsiedaisycore) Anyway I wanted to shove all of this somewhere and it ended up here! I hope you enjoy random strangers on the internet. 😼 I have mental problems. (This will probably contain a lot...
