F: You...*sneezes gayly* spelled *sniffles gayly* capable wrong....!
C: OH SHUT UP!! What the s**t did I get myself into...
Clay trotted up the stairs and entered their bedroom to see Floyd, feeling the three S's; sensitive, sick, and extremely sad
C: How'd you even get sick?
F: AHAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!! *wipes nose cutely* I dunno...maybe it's just allergies...
C: Sneezing so loudly and making the whole pod shake is NOT jUsT aLlErgIeS! Just say you're sick and we can all go home ! 😌
F: But we are home....
C: OKAY YA KNOW WHAT?! I'M GOING TO GO WATCH TV!!
F: Wait, Clay do you think that you could bring me some chicken noodle soup?
C: No just shut the f**k up and die slowly 😁✨
F: Okay...😔
Clay smirked as he closed the door and went down to the living room to watch the best TV show evah
Until it had been 45 minutes and before the "best sho' evah" could even start, he realized that it was time to give Floyd his medicine.....and the fact that Floyd was screaming for Clay
C: Oh great, I have to go give the pink one his meds.....
Clay brought the blue bottle and a spoon upstairs to their bedroom and tried to get Floyd to take it
C: C'mon, Fruit Snack time for your medication
F: Oh, it actually hasn't been 45 minutes, I just wanted to talk to you 😁💖✨💃🤩
C:.............YOU MOTHERFU- YOU INTERRUPTED MY SHOW FOR THIS?! NOW I CAN'T WATCH BLUEY TONIGHT!!
F: Just chill you can watch it tomorrow 😁
C: WHAT IS cHiLL?! THERE IS NO TOMORROW! I WAITED 5383 DAYS TO WATCH "THE SIGN" AND YOU F**KING RUINED IT 👺
F: I like Bluey :D
C:......OH JEEZ WHY DID I AGREE TO BABYSIT YOU!!?!/!/!:!:&:&:&:&/&/&$;&;&:&:&/$$$;$*]^{*]*]+
F: Dessert?
C: Well, until it's been 45 minutes, I'M going to jump in the trampoline!
F: Ooo, can I come too?!
C: No, Dips**t, you're SICK!
F: No I'm not! In fact, I'm feeling just peachy! Nothings wro-ah....ah....AGHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHGGGGGGGGHFHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Floyd sneezed AGAIN and it was so strong it blew Clay out of the bedroom
C: i sEe tHiNgS....a bLonDe tRoLL, sWeAtEr rOmpEr......and...meAAaAT cIrcLeSsS~
F: Clay? You good?
C: Yeah I'm fine...BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT COMING TO THE TRAMPOLINE WITH ME!!
F: Cmonnnn, please....! 😀
C: No!
F: Oh.....how about now!
Clay closed the door from outside
C: No!
F: How about now?
C: No!
F: Now?
C: No!
F: Now?
C: No!
F: NOW?
C: NO! NO!
Clay kept opening and closing the door as he kept responding to Floyd until he wasn't there anymore
C: Huh...
Suddenly Floyd appeared from behind Clay and tapped him
C: WHAT?!
F: Ready yet?
C: AHHHHHHH!!
F: Can we go trampolining now? :D
Instead of getting mad, Clay got a mischievous idea in mind
C: Yeahhhh sure we can go trampolining...but..we're gonna do a..different type of trampolining heheh....
F: YAYYYYYY!!!!
Clay brought Clay outside and pushed Floyd inside the trampoline they had
F: So what are we doing?
C: Ohhhh nothing just....shut up and close your eyes...
Clay began to jump slowly and then jumped so hard that well....Floyd got shot into the sky
F: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHFDDDRRTTGGUIIUTFFFCCGYUIOOBOOBSDFTYHHJI!!!!!!!
Suddenly Floyd fell back to the ground and landed on the trampoline, dizzy
F: wOaHhhhHh....gOLdEN cOLorED gLitTeR tRolL...rAinBow hAiR...wItH a hiNt oF cLuElESs...hIgH sChOOl mUsiCaL....anD tHeN wE kiSsED.....
Clay stared down at Floyd, proud of the prank he just played
C: Are ya winning son?
THE END YOU WEIRDOS 💀
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