{Chapter 2 - woah ooh woah oh woahhh ooh woah ooh woah oh}

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[a/n - ass]

as i progressed through snowdin i suddenly saw a TALL and (not) handsome man 🙀🙀🙀🙀

"o-o-o-o-o-oh my GYATT!!!!! WHO IS THAT!!!!"

"that's my brother you dipshit don't fucking try anything"

you turned and saw the handsome man that was sans undertale

"you do NOT need to worry about that lil bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏 hes too fucking ugly anyways"

"what"

you happily skipped away and then fell face first into the snow after slipping on a rock like the dumbass that you are

"ow what the FUCK"

you got up and saw papyrus undertale towering above you (i swear bro has to be like 7 feet tall)

"HELLO HUMAN!!!!"

"papyrus get away from that freak"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? THEY SEEM COMPLETELY FINE!!!"

"just.... don't do it bro."

"OH WELL IM GOING TO ANYWAYS!" papyrus said as he ran over to the human to capture them or something, to which he got stabbed

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" he said as his ass turned to DUST!!!!! he's DEAD NOW!!!!

"....what the hell dude."

"uwu anything for my swnapi sansy poo"

"what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

erm n then you felt a little... silly... you now wanted to kill ANYONE who got between you and sanspai 😈😈😈🙏🙏❤️💕✨💕🙏✨😈💪💪🌹

who knows what will happen?? will you get the man of your dreams??? will he fucking kill you???? who knows!!!!!!

to be continued...

a/n - im so sorry for this bro

also i haven't played undertale in almost a year tbh i forgot the exact story but i do know a lot about it still lmao

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