IRL me: Thanks for your patience as I figured out how to end this chaos. Plus, just beware that I might cause certain Pokemon to know moves they can't actually learn. Now, on with the show, where we ended with this -
Bede: *lets out Hatterene* Destroy her. *points to Bonnie*
Me: Hold up. *pulls out phone and dials number, then whispers* Azu, send me Hatterene.
IRL me, over phone: Alright! And maybe call me Madonna so that only the people who I told know my real name?
(Me)owscarada: Aza's the best deal you're getting.
IRL me: Fine. You should have Hatterene now. *crash over phone* SOLGALEO, I LITERALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!
(Me)owscarada: *hangs up and turns to Bede* Alright, you're not destroying my Dedenne angel right now. *throws Pokeball* HATTERENE, COME OUT!
Bede: ??? Wha?
Me: Hatterene, Dazzling Gleam!
Bede: Hatterene, aim Flamethrower at the grass cat!
Bede's Hatterene: Hatt Hattere Nehatt! (Translation: You're going down, Meowscarada!)
Me: Meowsca Meow Scarada! (Translation: At least you called me by my real name!) *goes into Dazzling Gleam created by my Hatterene, Flamethrower bounces off and starts fire*
Dawn: Oh geez. *looks down* Piplup, use Whirlpool to tame the fire!
Piplup: Piplup! *uses Whirlpool, fires are now gone*
Hop: Dubwool, come out! *it comes out* Use Wild Charge!
Marnie: Morpeko, you're up! *Morpeko jumps off her shoulder* Use Tri Attack on Dubwool!
Hop: Hey, you're supposed to be with us!
Marnie: Well, sorry about that, but the grass cat needed help. *Tri Attack hits Dubwool, Dubwool gets burned*
Hop: Ah! Dubwool!
Dubwool: Dubwoooool . . . (dies)
Bede: (-｡-;
Bede: Fine, you win, grass cat.
Me: MEOWSCARADA!!!! *uses Flower Trick on Bede, then calls* GET THE BOYS OUT OF HERE AZA!!
IRL me: I'm ON it, chill! *flicked switch is heard*
All Pokeboys as they get sent to an alternate universe (except for Brock): AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Brock: Goodbye, lovely maiden! I'll never forget you!
Max: SHUT UP ABOUT THE GRASS CAT!!
*Fourth wall breaks and IRL me enters equation*
Me: *flicks short, light brown hair out of way* We need to talk, Meowscarada.
(Me)owscarada: Finally, someone appreciates how hard I work!
Me: This has nothing to do with it. *turns to Pokegirls* Sorry, you're going to be left without a protector for a bit. See you later, as I have to interrogate this cat.
Zoey: Nah, that's fine!
Me: *goes through broken 4th wall, fixes it, then turns to you* Hello, sorry I didn't publish anything yesterday, its my religion. But thanks so much, and wish me luck as I talk to this reincarnation of me! Have an amazing day!
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Pokegirl Stories
Fiksi PenggemarHere, the most controversial Pokegirls meet and have adventures together! (Pst. You might be able to dare a few of them . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) Some of these will include LGBTQIA+ content, so just letting you know. Some of the beautiful friendships (rela...
