Brock: I'll teach you how to be human for one thing. Maybe get you a girlfriend. You're a pretty good-looking guy.
Ash: Yeah no. I'm good.
Brock: Come on. I'll give you a gym badge!
Ash: I don't need a gym badge.
Brock: How about this. You agree, you get a girlfriend.
Ash: Don't want one. Besides, if I did Dawn, Lillie, and May would kill them. Their thoughts are very lewd.
Brock: Fine! If you come, I'll buy you new clothes. And I'll give you a Pokémon egg!
Ash: A Pokémon egg?
Brock: I found an egg in Aloha. It stubbornly won't hatch. Found it in a weird cave. Here look.
Brock showed him the egg. Instead of the green dots usually, it was blue. And the white was replaced with red. Ash scanned it and nearly had a heart attack. His eyes widened.
Ash: Deal. Give me that egg. *thought If that egg gets in the wrong hands... I need to hatch it and catch it quickly.
Brock: Here! Now then let's go. Girls, sorry but you can't come.
Ash: This was never supposed to happen! It was a Myth! This is bad. I need to go to Sinnoh.
Predictions for the egg go here.
Lineskip:
The boys were at the mall, and Brock was talking to Ash about how to be a human.
Ash: Can we do this later?
Brock: Nope! You can leave after we get you some new clothes. But first things first. Ash, your 3 trainees have a crush on you.
Ash: I am aware. I can read minds, Brock. I am also aware you are jealous and wish to find love.
Brock: Well. Ok then. Do you have any feelings for them? Who will you pick?
Ash: I have no time for love. I have much better things to do.
Brock: Yeah, like sulk and train.
Ash: Exactly.
Brock: Look, just think about it. I'm sure those three are willing to share you.
Ash: I don't care.
Brock: Ash you are barely a human. I worry for you. But now let's go get you a new outfit!
Ash: I want a cloak.
Brock: Of course you do. I'll get you a blue cloak.
They got more things for Brock than Ash, but eventually they settled on an outfit.
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Lineskip
After Ash had finally escaped Brock, he teleported to spear pillar.
Ash opened the portal to enter and found himself face to face with God.
Ash bowed, then showed God the egg.
Arceus: So, it seems you've found a legendary egg. I'm here to assume you've found out what the egg is.
Ash: Yes lord. But I thought the legend wasn't supposed to be hatched just yet?
Arceus: Time works in mysterious ways, young one. And it seems you need to take care of the legend.
Ash: I will lord. When will it hatch?
Arceus: All you have to do is touch it with your aura. After all, your dark aura is perfect for a Pokémon of its origins.
Ash: I gather that after I catch this Pokémon, I will have to protect, and if necessary, capture the other legends?
Arceus: That would be correct. This legend will need lots of energy to reach 100% power.
Ash takes a deep breath, then touches his finger to the egg.
The egg shines a red light, then breaks apart. Ash looks at his new friend, and taps a Beast Ball to it.
