I think it's safe to say we need a small break from all the Jazzikeen sadness. I wanted to add an out-of-context quotes chapter! If any of you have any quotes, share and I'll make another chapter later on with all those quotes!
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Mazikeen: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Mazikeen: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Epps: Take them!
Will: Punch them in the neck!
Eddie: Say thank you!
Fig: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Mazikeen: ...
Mazikeen: No.
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Epps, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Mazikeen: A family.
Eddie: A better love life.
Fig: Mental stability.
Will: *clueless* Bagels?
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Fig: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Mazikeen: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Epps: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Eddie: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Will: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Mazikeen: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Optimus Prime: Get two more chairs.
Jazz: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Bumblebee: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Ratchet: I would never be near children.
Ironhide: Get rid of two kids.
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Jazz: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Optimus Prime: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Mazikeen: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ironhide: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Ratchet: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Bumblebee: Mental stability, my old friend!
Jazz: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Mudflap: I am your king, long may I reign!
Ratchet: Well I didn't vote for you!
Mudflap: You don't vote for kings.
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Science FictionMazikeen Witwicky joined the army as soon as she turned 18. She was part of Will Lennox's squad and the only female soldier. In the midst of military maneuvers and camaraderie, nobody, including Mazikeen herself, suspected the intergalactic surprise...
