Hand in Hand ꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*

Dazai felt eyes staring at his hands. He didn't know why. Dazai looked up at Chuuya confused. "Why does chibi keep staring at my hands?" He quizzed. "Because they're small." Chuuya replied as if he was talking about the weather. "Pardon me?" Dazai blurted. "Not in a weird way," Chuuya countered. "My hands only seem small because Chuuya's hands belong to a giant." Dazai jested. Chuuya looked unimpressed at the joke. "Wow, so funny you are."
"Haha, of course slug! For I am the Most funniest man in the world!" Dazai said proudly. Chuuya scoffed and rolled his eyes. Staring back at Dazai's hands. He began to snicker a bit. Dazai looked at him confused, tilting his head. "Hmm? What is the slug laughing at?"
"Your small ass hands!" Chuuya teased, he held his sides as he laughed uncontrollably.
Dazai just frowned and made a 'hmph' sound. Flipping his head away from the ginger's view. How dare he insult THE Demon Prodigy!! Chuuya kept on snickering to himself and at Dazai. He very quickly bursted into laughter. "BWAHAHAHA!!-"
Dazai just stared at him, offended. "At least I'm not a dwarf!! Tell me how Snow White is doing!" The laughing died quickly. Which was a win in Dazai's book. He flashed a victorious smile, showcasing his braces. Chuuya rolled his mismatched eyes. "Imagine being the scary demon prodigy but have the words smallest hands and a lisp!!" Dazai just gave a dramatic gasp, a hand over his heart. "How dare thou! This slug dares insult ME with giant gross veiny hands that belong to an itty bitty shrimp!" he exclaimed. Chuuya scowled. His hands were NOT ginormous.. "I hope your shipping container catches on fire." Chuuya spat, knowing damn well he lost this argument. Dazai started giggling and started walking away, a little bounce in his step. Chuuya just watched and considered throwing something at the other, like a boulder. Hehe..that would be funny. Wait, where is the dumb mackerel going? Chuuya squinted his eyes, skeptical. Watching as the brunette walks in the direction of where Kouyo usually stays. It dawned on him. "OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT SNITCH."
The End!!! :D(maybe..)