the one with temu

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beom :
whose fatass package is outside ⁉️
ITS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN ME

soobinnie :
maybe read the name on the packaging idk just an idea

beom :
lol oh yea
...
sigh. 🙁
i should've seen this day coming

taehyunnie :
what is it
i don't trust big packages

soobinnie :
giggled

taehyunnie :
shut the fuck up 😐

beom :
it's yeonjuns
OH LORD AND ITS FROM TEMU 💀

hyu :
ooh temu haul

jun :
that's right ladies and gentlemen
this is literally the best app ever you can get anything for like 23p

soobinnie :
so it's all made of cheap plastics

jun :
let me live
OH MY GOD MY TRAINERS CAME WOOOO 🥳

kai :
he's turning into one of those stereotypical middle aged white woman

taehyunnie :
so we're just ignoring the fact that he ordered shoes off temu

beom :
i remember ordering fried chicken on there
tasted rubbery

taehyunnie :
you're literally a walking safety hazard

beom :
i'll protect you 😜

taehyunnie :
stay 72 feet away from me at all times

hyu :
wait i'm coming down i want to see the package
uhhh
there's something moving 😂😂😂😂😂

taehyunnie :
burn it

hyu :
WAIT NO
oh it's just a doll
wait why was it moving.

soobinnie :
please throw that box away 😭😭

jun :
NO WAY
this box is filled with so many possibilities
like from where else can you order a sword and some lip gloss at the same time

taehyunnie :
literally every other delivery service???

jun :
you're missing the point i fear

kai :
is this contour

jun :
yes child

soobinnie :
we have makeup artists

jun :
maybe i want to do my own makeup huh soob you ever think of that 😐

soobinnie :
be the leader they said

hyu :
A BOOK
...
78 ways to peel a tangerine

beom :
this is getting confusing even for me
why the hell would you need that

jun :
okay some things i got just because i liked the design
like this sticker pack
and these eyelash extensions 😁
and toe socks...

soobinnie :
jungkook's next birthday present?

taehyunnie :
i'd be surprised if he accepted them

beom :
just because he were your phone background for 4 years doesn't mean you know him in and out

hyu :
someone's jealous

beom :
>:(

jun :
oh last thing
a world map

soobinnie :
alright gramps it's time for bed

jun :
WHO ARE YOU CALLING GRANDPA???

soobinnie :
you.
burn the box.

hyu :
can i keep the playboy bunny necklace

taehyunnie :
just for you

hyu :
:)))

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