txt crack groupchat

the one with the sickness

what. 😆
is this not fucking crazy like what the fycjbsjsksj
number one on my bias! thank you all so much moa babies ~~~

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jun :
OWN UP
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SICK

taehyunnie :
huh

soobinnie :
me
keep it down i have a headache

beom :
SO YOU'RE THE REASON THE DORM IS SHAKING
MF I CAN HEAR YOU COUGHING FROM THE KITCHEN

soobinnie :
KEEP. IT. DOWN.

hyu :
nooooo
soobin i'll make you soup
soupbin
lol

taehyunnie :
cute but no
you'll burn the carrots i know your tendencies

hyu :
i won't
you guys gotta trust me on this!

jun :
beomgyu go supervise
WAIT
NO
I MEANT TAEHYUN
BEOMGYU DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER STEP

beom :
TOO LATE BITCH

soobinnie :
i don't even want soup
i'll probably just throw it up

taehyunnie :
how did you even fall sick

soobinnie :
promotion era is a bitch what can i say

taehyunnie :
fair enough

jun :
lord
i'm coming to the kitchen

beom :
no you aren't

jun :
and why is that.

beom :
duh
locked it xo

jun :
???? OPEN IT

hyu :
JUNNIE ITS OKAY
WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING
mk it says to add an onion..

beom :
check

hyu :
three cloves of garlic

beom :
double check

hyu :
and
a little bit of salt?
how much is a little bit

jun :
a pinch

hyu :
oh...
oh well!

soobinnie :
great
i'm gonna get food poisoning too

hyu :
YOU WON'T
okay beommie start stirring

beom :
YES CHEF KAMAL
uhhhh
why isn't it the same colour as the picture

taehyunnie :
what colour is it

hyu :
mud green!

jun :
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU AREN'T MAKING A WITCHES BROTH ITS SOUP

beom :
CALM DOWN
IT JUST NEEDS TO SIMMER
or something idk
SOOBIN STOP COUGHING THE WHOLE DORM IS VIBRATING

soobinnie :
sorry let me just throw my sickness out the window

taehyunnie :
stop bullying soob
wait
hueningkai

hyu :
yeah?

taehyunnie :
you peeled the vegetables right?
and chopped them?

hyu :
uhh
beomgyu you did right?

beom :
HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME
IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING IN THE RECIPE ABOUT PEELING

jun :
jesus fucking christ
get out of that kitchen

hyu :
no

jun :
bitch

soobinnie :
i didn't even want soup in the first place
can someone please just get me some medicine

hyu :
I WILL
BEOMGYU STAY HERE

taehyunnie :
gyu
tell me you took it off the stove
you're gonna melt a hole through the wall

beom :
mmmmm
not necessarily
okay fine no
but it's okay babe

taehyunnie :
right
unlock that door now.

beom :
ooh you're so mad, aren't you?

jun :
can y'all take this to anywhere else

hyu :
where do we keep the cough medicine at?

soobinnie :
first shelf nearest the door

hyu :
got it
omw to your room
if there is a single tissue on the floor i refuse to take more than three steps in

soobinnie :
well aren't you considerate

jun :
STOP MAKING ME FEEL SINGLE CHALLENGE GO

beom :
don't worry jun
the author still loves you

jun :
what

beom :
what

taehyunnie :
sorry bin you're not getting your soup
it's literally black.
and crunchy.

soobinnie :
i never wanted it in the first place...

jun :
omg guys
it's blue hour

hyu :
cuz it's you, you're the one that i want
WHAT THE FUCK???????
SOOBIN.

soobinnie :
lol my bad

taehyunnie :
what happened now

hyu :
he coughed whilst i was feeding him
I SPILT EVERYTHING ON MYSELF
AND THIS IS MY FAV HOODIE TOO

soobinnie :
sorry ml

hyu :
>:(

beom :
blue hour!

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it's literally one in the morning here sorry if this doesn't make sense lol