the one with the smashing

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bro odi died i can't believe this...
rest in peace lil guy

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jun :
smash or pass

beom :
who

jun :
me 💞

beom :
pass

jun :
fuck you 😝

hyu :
yeah pass

jun :
please
you're like six years old 😒
don't interrupt adult convos

hyu :
and you were born in the last century 😂🫵

beom :
GET HIM KAI

hyu :
babe
honey
darling
sweetheart

taehyunnie :
why are you being flirty

hyu :
i'm not doing anything, darling
did i make your heart flutter? 😻

soobinnnie :
?:??/£/£

jun :
you got soobin god damn it 😒

hyu :
okay never mind this sucks
how do you do this

beom :
welp
you gotta have natural charizzma
second
your name has to choi beomgyu
third
you have to have a cute lil husband named kang taehyun

taehyun :
why am i involved

beom :
ONLY THEN
will you be capable

hyu :
😐
i think i'll stick to being everyone's fav ball of sunshine

beom :
boooo boring 😒

soobinnie :
why is dumb dumb by red velvet low key song of the year

jun :
didn't that come out like seven years ago

soobinnie :
and so
god yeonjun you're so mean

taehyunnie :
yeah yeonjun

jun :
what did i ever do to you

taehyunnie :
remember that one time you refused to make me apple pie

hyu :
WHY WOULD YOU NOT SAY ANYTHING

beom :
FR
WE WOULD HAVE MADE IT FOR YOU

taehyunnie :
i don't want my tastebuds getting burnt off
you two are ass at cooking 😐

hyu :
no we're not

taehyunnie :
didn't you break a stove in to do

hyu :
>:(

soobinnie :
guys
it's back to school season 😁

beom :
literally THE worst time of the year
school is so useless
when will i ever need to know algebra in my life

jun :
kai you need stationary don't you??

hyu :
what
i graduated like three years ago

jun :
oh
you're growing up too fast

soobinnie :
fr
you're gonna be taller than me soon 🙁

taehyunnie :
literally nobody cares about our heights except you

soobinnie :
shut up you're like 4'11

taehyunnie :
get me out of this group 😐

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