txt crack groupchat

the one with kai's birthday

hyuka protection squad

jun :
what is this 🤨
we already have a gc

taehyunnie :
you dumbass this is one without kai 😐

soobinnie :
okay but for what purpose
it's four in the morning

beom :
DUHHHH to plan his birthday 😒
i ordered a cake and some food under yeonjun's name it should be coming in a few hours ☺️

jun :
HELLO??? 😐
WHY MY NAME

beom :
ITS FOR KAI DON'T COMPLAIN

jun :
beomgyu you're literally rich 🤨

beom :
ANYWAY make sure to get it jun
taehyun is decorating the living room rn

soobinnie :
and why am i awake

beom :
idk 💀
use your gum powers to get him a nice present

soobinnie :
HE'S GETTING UP IN LIKE FOUR HOURS

taehyunnie :
so

soobinnie :
where am i gonna find a present 😭

jun :
you're choi soobin
leader of the fourth gen leaders
if you can lead a successful group you can get a child a present
and plus i'm coming with ☺️

soobinnie :
whatever.
wait beomgyu what are you doing 🤨

beom :
going to bed lol

taehyunnie :
no you're not

beom :
okay nvm i'm helping him decorate

tomorrowness

hyu :
WAKE UP
WAKE THE FUCK UP 🔊🔊🔊🔊

taehyunnie :
why

hyu :
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS

taehyunnie :
no

hyu :
:(

taehyunnie :
I'M JUST JOKINGGGG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIIIII 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

jun :
you didn't wake up this early for my bday

soobinnie :
do you even know when your own birthday is 😒

jun :
I'M ONE YEAR OLDER THAN YOU.

beom :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DIAMOND MAKNAE

hyu :
thank you beomgyu ☺️
now where are my presents

taehyunnie :
:)

hyu :
i'm lying
you guys are enough for me 🙁

jun :
aww :(
okay but for real what do you want

hyu :
life sized polar bear plushie and an adidas tracksuit 🥰

soobinnie :
well
i already got you both of those

hyu :
WHAT
WHEN

soobinnie :
today ago

taehyunnie :
can you imagine he had to ask me to fit a six foot cotton bear in his closet 😒

soobinnie :
well where else would i hide it

hyu :
omg i love you guys so much you're the best :((

beom :
WE KNOWWWW 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
now go to the living room

hyu :
alright but why
OH MY GOD
WHAT

taehyunnie :
ikr i'm incredible 😁

beom :
we're* incredible 😁

taehyunnie :
i'm just a little bit more tho 😆

hyu :
WHAT IF I CRIEDJSJJSJEKR

soobinnie :
NOOOO DON'T CRYYYY 😞😞

beom :
YEONJUN

jun :
WHAT
oh yeah
kai open the fridge

hyu :
oh my god

jun :
ik it's so ugly 😒
YOU JUST HAD TO CHOOSE THE WORST CAKE

beom :
LISTEN
LOOKS DON'T MATTER
only taste!
so yurr
happy birthday

hyu :
all of you come here rn so i can tackle you with the biggest hug ever :(

taehyunnie :
aww kaiii :(
KAI
YOU'RE CRUSHING MY RIBS STOP

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yk i had to do a cheeky bday chapter for my bias ;)