Cars, Planes, and Changelings

Memes!

Doc: "Young lady, you better get a full night of sleep!" 

Chrys: "Sorry, not happening! I have coffee!" 

Blade: "Which is why I had Maru hide it." 

Chrys: "Blade you traitor!" 

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Avalanche: "AAAHHH!" 

Drip: "AAAAHHH!" 

Both: "AAAHHH!" 

Dipper: "Hi." 

Dusty: "Hi." 

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Chrys: "I sit. In my desolate room."

Me: "No lights! No music!" 

Both: "Just anger!" 

Me: "I killed everyone." 

Chrys: "Come away forever." 

Both: "But I'm feeling better!" 

Others: *look in shock*

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Mater: "I'm the sand guardian, guardian of the sand." 

Lightning: "Poseidon quivers before him!" 

Mater: "Back off!" 

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Gaile: "Hey, I'm Lesbian." 

Ruby: "I thought you were a changeling." 

Later

Chrys: *to her nieces and nephew* "And that's how your parents got together." 

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Dipper: *rolling past* "And they were roommates." 

Windlifter: "Oh my god they were roommates." 

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Dusty: *practicing with retardant* 

Blade: *blows it away to teach Dusty about winds shifting.* 

Dusty: "Blade!" 

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Chrys: "Dad, can you read twenty-three for the crew?" 

Lightning: "No I cannot." 

Also Lightning: "What up, I'm Lightning McQueen, and I can't read changeling." 

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(human au)

Chrys/Sally: "So just turn around and drop me off first!" 

Blade/Lightning: "What are you gonna do?! Are you gonna walk back to August?!"

Chrys/Sally: "It won't do anything if it gets me away from you!" 

Dusty/Chrys: "Children! Children! Children! This interminable bickering was amusing at first. But it's getting very stale. And we've still got a long drive ahead of us. So, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?" 

Blade/Lightning: "Woah!" 

Chrys/Sally: "You are way off base!" 

Dusty/Chrys: "Oh! Spare me! Spare me! Spare me!" *comes over to Chrys/Sally* "Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship. But admit it, you're real curious about what he's like in the sack!" 

Dusty/Chrys: "And you! Ha! Well, you're just a big man baby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings. Because that last time you opened your heart you got hurt, ouchy. And now instead of admitting these feelings you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly Borish mating ritual." 

 Dusty/Chrys: "So, please, for my sake. Either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes! And get it over with already!" 

Blade/Lightning: *blushes* 

Chrys/Sally: *blushes* 

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Chrys: "When did we become caffeine addicted, sarcastic, and overly tired with everyone's shit?" 

Me: *sips coffee* "When we woke up this morning." 

Chrys: *turns to Maru and Avalanche* "Since we woke up!" 

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Me: "I'm running on two hours of sleep, a cup of coffee and an Oreo!" *goes full wendigo* "I'm ready to fight God! Or become one!" 

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A/n: Thanks for reading! Love you guys!