hazbin hotel/ helluva boss x reader (harem)

Scrambled Eggs

Sir Pentious: *with tears in his eyes* All right, eggies. You've got to go. I *sobs* can't keep you anymore!

Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.

[They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!

[Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder]

[The scene changes to show Y/n and Alastor in Alastor room. Alastor is eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork as Y/n is drinking coffee while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.]

Vaggie: Alastor! And Y/n? What are you doing here.

Y/n: I'm only here to inform Alastor that the yearly gathering of the overlord is happening today.

Vaggie: really? So soon?

Y/n: yeah well the advancement of the extermination left them pretty surprises.

[Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie]

Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.

Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.

Alastor: *throws away knife and fork, stands up and summons microphone* Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Vaggie: Humanely!

Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun *eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead*, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. *walks out of the room*

Vaggie: Great! *looks at deer carcass* That looks disgusting.

[The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor and Y/b with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"]

Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.

[As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.]

Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from,

[The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.]

Charlie: Trust exercises!

Vaggie: Trust exercises. *begins falling* Ah, shit!

[Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet]

Charlie: Vaggie, we rehearsed this. (Sighs) *to everyone else* We're doing trust exercises!

Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? *gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie* I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.

Angel Dust: Oh, I will *puts feet on Husk's legs*, but it's cash up front, and I know that one *points at Pentious* can't afford me.

Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!

Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?

Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly! *walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel*