Shit. Just Shit

Confessions That May Or May Not Cause Sleepless Nights

I only wash my hair once a week😙 I mean... It's better than the next emo kid...

I read the whole Harry Potter series under my Christian mother's nose...

I like to seduce my pillow while pretending it's 2001 Gerard Way...

I like talking to my pillow while pretending it's chubby Gerard Way and squeezing it...

I kiss my walls passionately...

I kiss myself in the mirror....

I think about what would happen if I married my best friends...

I ate grass one time... Okay... Fine... A few times...

I stick my fingers in the holiday food before people serve themselves...

Sometimes when I'm pissed off I like to lick my enemy's spoon while setting the table...

I cut all of my hair off one night because I have issues....

I feel like teenagers scare Gerard for a reason and I am that reason